Full name: Hand Job, The Hand Puppet of Doom.  A possessed and rather lewd puppet with delusions of grandeur.  Handy is, even now, the most popular character EVER on The Last Exit for the Lost.  Shoebox of Worm Quartet and Zoltan the Avenger both come close in overall popularity, but Handy has them beat.  We do not understand this.  People love the crazy blue puppet with the dangler.  In his primary time at the show, he gave away prizes, molested callers, almost got us kicked off the air, ran about Darien Lakes (as seen on The Best of The Last Exit DVD: Vol 1), and was molested by The Almighty Monkey, as seen below...

 

 

 

The Almighty Monkey and Handy both vanished many years ago (also, as seen on Vol 1).  Handy made one quick appearance a few months after their 3^rd and final encounter, and then nothing more was heard.  When Arthur found The Big Pants in the basement of WVBR, he found Handy in the back pocket (this was approximately September 2003).  We believed that was the final end of he who was called Handy.  The puppet, unknown to us, vanished sometime after that.  During our 2^nd 10^th Anniversary Show, Handy returned.  He frightened all of us.  But then we enjoyed his return.  Despite not knowing this was going to occur, many people called and joined our chat room excited to see the return of the infamous puppet.  It was strange.  And Shoebox, who has always been sad that he never got to meet Handy, was also there on that night.  It was just slightly memorable.  It was possibly the most bizarre night ever.  Handy shows up now and again, and his 'keeper' seems to resemble Chris of Lotus Project...