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August 23, 2015 - Jaime and Undead Messengers

LEPresent were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, Tim, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", Jamie, who used to be a regular co-host way back in the day, and, three fourths of the band Undead Messengers, since the last time we saw them they have dropped the newest member of the band, and are now a four piece band. They brought with them a very new, as in they had just recorded it that Saturday, very rough cut of their latest song, which was played. It rocked. Everyone again gave stories of their earliest memories this week. But Just Joe has no memory, so it wasn't easy getting any childhood memories out of him. So Azkath hypnotized him, telling him to go back to when he was two years old, and to remember being that age. But, when he brought him out of it, it quickly became clear that something had gone wrong there. Apparently Just Joe misunderstood the command, instead of remembering what his earliest memories were, he thought he was two years old. He wanted juice and crackers, threw temper tantrums, wanted to play tag, was getting into everything he shouldn't be getting into, and, well you get the idea. He quickly became Nathan's problem, as Nathan seemed to get stuck with the job of taking care of the new toddler, and Just Joe was a real handful. But Nathan kept saying that he was a life sized toddler. Um, Nathan, that doesn't make any sense, or mean anything, I think what your Bronie mind meant to convey was that he was a man sized toddler, what would a life sized toddler even be, unless it was a doll or something, any toddler is a life sized toddler! Silly Bronie! Although Nathan wasn't too pleased with having to try to keep up with and control Just Joe, Azkath thought it was funny, and so decided to leave him that way for a little while. Until Just Joe got all loud and hyper on the air, so Azkath hypnotized him again, and brought him out of it. Which is a good thing, because, something no one else seemed to think of, most two year olds are not potty trained, and, given what a slow learner Just Joe is, I highly doubt that he was one of the few who were, and who was gonna change THAT diaper!? Back to being his adult, or, for him, what passes for being an adult anyways, self, Just Joe still had no early childhood memories to share with us, and he did not remember what had just happened to him either. There were segments of Movie Time. At 3:00, The Cover Set. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

- Fire Eater Wizard

Playlist

Diemonds "Never Wanna Die"
Black Fast "The Keep"
Symphony-X "In My Darkest Hour"

Old Grandad "Fear"
Kobra and the Lotus "The Spirit of Radio"
Pound of Flesh "Live Fast"
Lord Dying "The Clearing at the End of the Path"
Deafheaven "Brought to the Water"
Graveyard "The Apple and the Tree"

No Time to Lose "Broken Bones"
Divinex "Drift Away"
Amorphis "Sacrifice"
Hanging Garden "Embers"
So Hideous "YesterYear"

Missing Marcus "Pushin It - Live"
Dark Sermon "The Eyeless Needle"
Year of the Goat "The Sermon"
While She Sleeps "Your Evolution"
Children of Bodom "I Worship Chaos"

Blood Division "Top of the Bill"
Defeater "Spared in Hell"
Evil Army "The Assault"
For Today "Broken Lens"
Gentleman's Pistols "The Searcher"

Undead Messengers "Masters of the Future"
Soilwork "Enemies of Fidelity"
Procreation "Morbid Reality"
Ramming Speed "Beasts of Labor"
Sacrificium Carmen "Pimean Si"

The Devil Wears Prada "Alien"
Consortium of Genius "Think Tank"
Wildlights "Hellfire Forever"

** COVER SET **
Anthrax "Got the Time"
Liege Lord "Kill the King"
L.A. Guns "Until I Get You"
Kruger "Fighting the World"
Believer "Like a Song"
Hate Dept "Facts of Life"

Myrkur "Skogen Skulle Do"
Lux Ferre "Nao Ha Salvacao"
Mare Cognitum "Pyre of Ascendence"
Midnight "Sadistic Sodomystic Seducer"
Lauren Mayer "Duggery Hypocrisy Rocks"

Masters of Metal "M.K. Ultra"
Toseland "Crash Landing"
Ahab "The Thing That Made Search"
Publicist UK "I Wish You'd Never Gone to School"
Carla Ulbrich "Ragnarok"

** OLD SCHOOL HOUR **
Gates of Winter "From the Flesh"
Pyogenesis "Still Burn in Fire"
Raggedy Aneurysm "My God Can Kill Your God"
Betray My Secrets "Desert Dance"
Skunk Anansie "Charlie Big Potato"

Mind Bomb "Segue"
I, Napoleon "Come Back Soon"
Great White "Out of the Night"
Icon "World War"
Trouble "Hello Strawberry Skies"

Bloodgood "Vagrant People"
Flotsam and Jetsam "The Evil Shiek"
Death Dealer "Occident Tale"
Exumer "Are You Deaf"
Ice Age "General Alert"
Hanker "Far from the Cradle"

Iced Earth "A Question of Heaven"