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January 15, 2017 - The Good Left Undone Live

The Good Left Undone

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Just Joe, Tim, and, Eric. The band The Good Left Undone performed live in The Performance Room. They were back again because, the first time they performed, a few weeks ago, they broke their snare drum, and had to cut the performance short. This time everything went off fine. They rock. And, again, thanks to Nathan for running the sound. You can find The Good Left Undone on Facebook. They are awesome. Later in the program, after proving he could fit in a fridge, Nathan had gone to get Just Joe a sandwich, and never came back, and he had Just Joe's bank card with him. Joe was not happy. Just Joe had received another box of spiders in the mail from Azkath and was not at all pleased with his gift. There were segments of Movie Time...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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January 8, 2017 - Born in Blood Live

Born in Blood

Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, Bi-Coastal Tim, who is playing the role of Justin in Justin's absence, or a.k.a. Twelve Inch, which I'm sure is something new for Tim(!), and, R.J.. The band Born In Blood performed five songs live in The Performance Room. They rock! As usual, thanks to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. After their performance, the band was interviewed, we were introduced to their new bass player, and they updated us on all things concerning their band. They are awesome, you can find them on Facebook. Just Joe did not like his Christmas present from Azkath, a box full of spiders that he had mailed to him. This was discussed. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs, Internet series, and, a book were discussed as well...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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December 18, 2016 - Fourth Post Anniversary End of the World Show!

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It was our Fourth Year Anniversary Post Apocalypse Count Up Show, as the world ended four years ago, even though nothing seemed to change very much, it was promised that it would end, so it must have. Present were, EVD, Bi-Coastal Tim, who was playing the roll of Justin, a.k.a. Twelve Inch, wow, I bet that's the first time Tim's been called that(!), Eric, and, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught". Azkath read everyone's futures with runes, predicting that everyone was going to die in the near future. Well, if they do, people seem to have a weird way of coming back from the dead around here, so, it probably won't be the last we'll see of them. Eric celebrated a Birthday a week ago to this day, on December 11th, Happy Birthday, Eric!!!!!There were segments of Movie Time. And, as this was our Post Apocalypse Show, all the music this night was very dark and doomy...

- Fire Eater Wizard

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December 21, 2008 - 4th Pre-Anniversary End of the World Show

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This was our 4th Pre Anniversary Countdown Celebration To The End Of The World Show (and, as the world is slated to end on December 21st, 2012, and this LE fell on December 21st, it is the only Pre Anniversary Show which will be exactly on the date, exactly 4 years from today, no more world, so it was extra special). Now, as I'm sure you all remember, that The Masked Man had claimed he would show up at this show and said he would have this be the end of the world for LE. So Azkath had been having Just Joe and Dave train all week long, and said they were ready for him. But, he said that he didn't really think The Masked Man would show up at all, because The Masked Man was a wussy, and a coward. They taunted and insulted The Masked Man. And then all havoc ensued... Not one, but four Masked Men barged in, and quickly subdued everyone there, there were piles of subdued bodies all over the floor. Then The Masked Men took over the show, and began playing their music, which consisted, among other things, of Kiss. After a couple hours of this, Azkath informed The Masked Men that he knew who they were... One of them, the most obvious one to figure out, was EVD! And the other 3...? Were, Tim, from Century Media, Lance, and Joe, no, not Just Joe, but, senile, old Joe, from The Metallic Onslaught! They had staged an invasion, and were responsible for all the sabotage that's been going on these last few months, including nearly getting everybody killed, and they had done this with the help of traitor EVD, whom, it turned out, is a cheap whore, selling everyone at LE out for a mere twenty bucks! Yes, that's right, twenty bucks for like several months of work! EVD! SHAME ON YOU! HOW COULD YOU! And, just what was the gang from MO's reason for all this sabotage, and attempted coup? Well, they were pissed at Azkath for sending them Jeffie, and for continuing to fix him, and send him back every time they killed him. Unbelievable, even nice guy Tim kicked ass and dealt out the beat downs, and poser Lance! And, old, senile Joe, who has never once been to LE, in the entire 15 years of this incarnation of it (or in any of the other incarnations of it either, for that matter)! Azkath made them a deal... If they would relinquish control of LE, he would fix Jeffie, and, by next week, Jeffie would no longer be annoying and obnoxious, but would be smart, and normal. The deal was excepted. But, of course, the participants in this treachery had to be punished... Well, all except for Joe, as, in spite of his treachery, at least he finally showed up for a visit to LE, before the world ends, and, who, if the last 15 years are anything to go by, will never be back for another visit before the world ends. For Tim's punishment... Just Joe and Dave took him down to the basement, and, from the sounds of the screams which issued forth from down there, did unspeakable things to him there, probably involving a naked Just Joe and Dave, For Lance's punishment... His pretty boy, glam hair was rubbed all over Dave's naked, sweaty belly. And for EVD's punishment... Well, his punishment would have to be more severe, as, after all, he had betrayed LE from the inside, and MO would never have been able to do what they did without his help, plus the fact of the ridiculously low price he sold us out for. Just Joe, Dave, Brian, and Sean, dragged EVD out side, and made a snowman out of him, and Dave splashed (the wrestling move, not with a liquid, although, given that it's sweaty Dave, I'm sure there was some liquid involved as well) him in the snow. Well, a snowman is a Christmas-y thing, and, seeing as this was the last LE before Christmas this year, it was all very fitting! Metal and comedy Christmas songs were played all throughout the night. They also flipped EVD's car over in the snow. They informed EVD that his punishment would go on for multiple weeks, unless he could think of something terrible to do to The Metallic Onslaught, something that couldn't be traced back to LE... EVD claims he can do that. So, tune in to The Metallic Onslaught next week, and see if EVD succeeds in that, or if his punishment for his betrayal will have to continue on LE, and to experience the new, smart, non annoying, Jeffie. And, as next week's LE falls the nearest to Christmas, it will of course be a We Love Satan Show. It is hoped that Satan will put in an appearance this year for his big day, he has been missing them lately. And, apparently, he is still trying to obtain a body, so we'll see what happens with that. So be sure and tune in for that... 

-Fire Eater Wizard

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September 20, 2015 - Azkath's Birthday Russian Roulette Show

IMG 8790IMG 8785The day after this LE, September 21st, would be Azkath's Birthday, Happy Birthday, Azkath(!), so this was a Russian Roulette Show, in honor of that, or rather a Spin The Wheel And see what horrible fate awaits you, which Azkath would get to pick. Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, Tim, Rob, R.J., Eric, James, the band Undead Messengers, and, Taylor, who is Tim's, the Undead Messengers Tim, sister. The results of the wheel spinning were, James had to break a record over R.J.'s head, then R.J. chased him into the bathroom, and, well, what went on in there, was so terrible that James didn't want to talk about it, just kept whimpering, among other things, it involved bad man smells. Tim, Nathan, Just Joe, and R.J., were in The Balloon Room, where people got molested with The Pooh Stick, and, somehow, Darksyde, wearing the same shirt as James was in there, and James was nowhere to be found, which was really bad news for Just Joe, as Darksyde really loves Just Joe a lot, unfortunately for Just Joe, Darksyde's way of expressing love is extremely violent, the more he loves you, the worse the beat down he gives you is. James got tasered by Azkath. Bicoastal Tim got thrown into a pile of mousetraps by Just Joe, which was, I guess, fitting, as, on Tim's Birthday, Just Joe had been tricked, being told he would get to throw Tim into a pile of mousetraps, for Tim's Birthday present, but it was really set up for Tim to throw Just Joe into them for his Birthday present. Undead Messengers Tim got a pie tin bashed over his head by Taylor, and he then fell into the mousetraps as well. Undead Messengers Tim and Olivia were put into The Balloon Room, where Just Joe tormented them with The Pooh Stick, and R.J. came up there to "Help". Olivia got shown Azkath's tentacles, in a closet, and was so traumatized that she whimpered that she was going home to Santa. EVD threw water ballons at R.J.. Somewhere during the night, Nathan got violated with The Pooh Stick, and had Just Joe play My Crotch Your Face with him. There were segments of Movie Time. At 2:00, The Old School Hour, and at 4:00, The Cover Set. And thus went the Spin The Wheel Apocalypse Show. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

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