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May 31, 2015 - The Return of Mr. Wonderful

This was just another night on The Last Exit, we had EVD, Just Joe, Eric, and Nathan with us. We tied a bronie in knots, for some reason played 'who has the biggest testicles', as well as played all kinds of new and old stuff for your listening pleasure. Eric was back after a fairly long absence, and he finally got his theme music played.

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May 24, 2015 - Undead Messengers Live in Studio

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We had Undead Messengers perform live in studio. They had performed in studio once before, but that time was after another performance that same night, with a slightly different lineup, and this time we got their sound right (last time, we had technical issues that left Daryl's guitar out of the mix). They also played all originals this night, debuting a few new songs. Nathan ran the soundboard for the first time and got their sound down pretty good. 

Also joining us this night were EVD, Nathan, RJ, and Crappy / Mr. Linda, who was calling himself Nothing this week. R.J. told us about The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which had been the week before, where Undead Messengers had performed, and R.J. had performed in three bands. They said it went very well, continuing to set new record attendances every year. Azkath also debuted something new this week, he said that, every week, around 3:30, he would play a set of all covers. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

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May 17, 2015 - MORE Pants Day

MORE Pants DayTo make up for the carnage that was No Pants Day Weekend two weeks ago, this was to be a MORE Pants Day Show. Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, Justin, Mr. Linda, Chuck a host of the program which follows LE, "The Salt Creek Show", and, Sloth. Sloth, however, thought it was No Pants Day Weekend, because you see, Sloths are extremely slow, he probably left his home two weeks ago for that, and was just arriving now, and, if he meant to attend More Pants Day, then he'd probably show up two weeks from now. So he had no pants, and a really big bulge in his boxers. Just Joe was upset he had to wear pants and Sloth didn't, so he also became pantsless. He and Just Joe kept molesting Chuck, rubbing their pants less selves all over him, Sloth wanted to give him a rub down with lotion, and Chuck almost got duct taped to Sloth and Just Joe. This was all too much for Chuck, after all, he hosts an old timy country program, where I'm pretty sure stuff like this doesn't go on. Chuck said he was leaving. Azkath blamed Just Joe for this, and went to give him a beat down, but, in the process, Chuck got knocked out cold, again, something which I'm pretty sure doesn't happen on his program. Azkath blamed Just Joe for that, too. He told Sloth and Just Joe to do something with Chuck, as he was sure he would be really upset when he woke up. He told them to carry him home, put him on his front porch, and make sure they put his hand down his pants, that way, when he woke up, he wouldn't say anything about it, he would be too embarrassed. They took him to his home. However, when they returned with a report, according to Sloth anyways, they did a lot more than just put Chuck's hand down his own pants, they put their hands down his pants, and each others's as well.

Just Joe got really loud, and blew out everyone's headphone's so Azkath hit him repeatedly with a baking sheet, and did that to Sloth, too, because he was also being annoying, they both ended up on the floor for a while.

Just Joe kept putting anything he could find that belonged to Nathan down his pants. Nathan complained that every time he's there, his stuff keeps winding up down someone's pants, first Jeffie's, now Just Joe's, Just Joe put everything he could get his hands on that belonged to Nathan down his pants. Well, Nathan, you should know by now, if you have anything you value, don't bring it to LE, because it is sure to get molested, abused, and/or ruined.

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May 10, 2015 - Live Bombs

Claus Butts, Crappy, EVDIt was the week after No Pants Day, and things were much calmer. Sure, some were still traumatized, and none of them showed up. EVD was there, and we had a visit from Claus Butts, formerly of From Space, now with his new project, Live Bombs. Justin stopped in for a bit, and Azkath continued to accidentally call him Nathan. Nathan was MIA. Crappy was there, in yet another persona, and he told everyone of his amazing trip to Disney Land. He had a blast. Eric was there, being Eric. In the end he left as a pretty princess. RJ showed up near the end of the show, and stayed till the end. All in all, far more coherent and sane than last week. We also determined that next week was MORE pants day to make up for the blasphemies of last week.

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May 3, 2015 - No Pants Day

No Pants DayThis was a very special Program, it was the first ever Official No Pants Day Show on The Last Exit. Usually No Pants Day is celebrated every year, going back years, on "The Metallic Onslaught", but, in their new accommodations, they currently don't have the room, or the mics, to hold it there, but that is being worked on, so this may well be the only No Pants Day LE, actually, No Pants Day is on the first Friday in May, which this year was right on the first, when MO broadcasts, but, of course, as LE does not air on Fridays, we called it No Pants Day Weekend this year. And, as Satan is miffed that Randy and Just Joe keep not showing up on our We Love Satan Shows, this LE was also a We Love Satan Show, for part of it, so Satan could possess either Just Joe, or Randy. Present for this very special LE were, Arydaea, EVD, Just Joe, Olivia, Tim, and, Jon (and his Girlfriend Robyn), from the band Undead Messengers, Randy and his brother BILL!!!, Bronie Nathan, who had brought along a Bronie friend of his, Aaron (aka Shreddy), Azriel, Tracy, Creepy Cousin Ted, . Everyone participated in No Pants Day, including me, except the host. The Wheel Of Doom had everyone's name present on it, people would spin it, and, who ever's name it landed on, would have to take their pants off. For most of them, that meant they were in their underwear, mostly boxers, but, Just Joe and EVD did special, in more ways than one, things, Just Joe came out, again, in more ways than one, in a little black skirt, and took Tracy, who's name had just come up on The Wheel, and, Aaron into the other room and gave them lap dances. Their screams could be heard, well, Tracy was mostly laughing. EVD came out in a toga, he got upset with his "girlfriend", Jon, of Undead Messengers, because he said that he was supposed to be wearing one, too, that they were supposed to do that together, so EVD told Jon they were through. Now, Randy was not allowed to participate in No Pants Day, his name was not on The Wheel, because of the horrible, disturbing things he has done for No Pants Day in the past, which you can check out on our YouTube, but don't if you are easily traumatized. But, when Satan showed up, he possessed Randy, and then wanted to spin The Wheel, and of course he was told he could, it was his portion of The Show, after all. But, when he spun it, the only name on it was Randy's, to everyone's great distress. Satan departed, and Randy, only now it was Mandy, looking even more hideous and disturbing than she had last year, and no one would have thought that that could be possible, arrived. She was wearing edible underwear, and she was still going on about her biological clock ticking and wanting a baby. She had demonstrated to us last year her horrible taste in men, when she had the hots for Just Joe, had molested him, seriously traumatizing him, and, a year hadn't improved her taste in men any, because the first thing she did was throw herself at Just Joe, and then she proceeded to throw herself at almost every other man there, chasing them around and molesting them. When she got to EVD, he started strangling her, so Mandy said she didn't like him anymore. Mandy did manage to corner Nathan in a soundbooth at one point, though... Azkath decided that the only way to get rid of Mandy, was to bring back something that was still really bad, but anything was better than Mandy. He had the two Bronies bring back Bronie Randy, by showing him cute little ponies, letting him pet them and stroke them and such. It worked, Bronie Randy emerged, and was shocked to find out how he looked. By now everyone was pants less, but Just Joe wanted to spin The Wheel again. When he did, the only name on it was Jeffie, Just Joe wanted his buddy Jeffie there for No Pants Day, they always celebrated that together on MO, and Jeffie was the one who had started Celebrating it there, with more disastrous results for everyone else every year. Now Jeffie is not allowed on LE, Azkath refuses to have him there. But Just Joe insisted, saying that The Wheel had spoken. So Azkath said that he quit then, and left. Jeffie arrived, wearing a Santa hat, and with his love boxers, which he said he had been wearing for two days, they smelled really bad. He kept putting them on people, rubbing them on them. As Azkath was gone, Jeffie and Just Joe thought they could do something else which is banned on LE, play Europe's "The Final Countdown", but every time Jeffie tried to play it on the computer, it would play a few notes, stop, and "Nope" was said, he tried several times but that kept happening, Azkath must have anticipated that Just Joe would try to get around that ban again, and put some kind of lock on it. Finally Jeffie found a version of it that would play, but it was a cover, a very evil sounding one by Libach. Just Joe was not happy with Jeffie. Then Jeffie played the new song from Nelson, which I loved, even better than their old stuff, but Just Joe did not. He became angry with his good friend, and they got into a slap fight. Randy tried to get Jeffie to eat Mandy's edible underwear, saying it was candy, but for once, Jeffie was smart enough not to fall for that, he must be getting a bit smarter. Just Joe and Jeffie's fight progressed outside, and Just Joe knocked Jeffie over the porch railing by hitting him in the head, most likely killing him, but, if he did, I'm sure he will come back, he always does, we never get that lucky. Just Joe found Azkath and begged him to come back, saying he had gotten rid of Jeffie. Azkath wanted an apology, and got it. He said they were all good now, but he would punish Just Joe for bringing Jeffie later, more on that in a bit. Azkath had Just Joe take Tracy and Nathan into The Performance Room, and seat them in chairs. Then he played Porno Joe's theme music, so they were treated to the full experience that that is, stripping, lap dances, lots of rubbing and molesting, their screams could be heard. Once Just Joe's porn music stops, he never has any memory of what he has just done, and has absolutely no idea why he is naked, on top of people, and why they are so traumatized. Azkath asked Just Joe why he had been absent for three weeks? Just Joe said that he had been on a cruise, to Bermuda. When asked where in Bermuda, he said The Triangle, but then, when he started describing his experiences there, he described the two obscure, disturbing movies he had watched the last time he was here, "Let My Puppets Come", and, "Eaten Alive". He couldn't seem to remember what he had done on his cruise. So Azkath said he would help him with that, and that was the punishment I spoke of before. He hypnotized Just Joe, but not to find out about his cruise... He told him to really concentrate on how Randy had looked as Mandy, especially on his/her crotch area, to focus on that really well, and that he would remember that feeling for quite a while, then he brought him out of it. Just Joe started crying, which grew into sobbing, which turned into screaming. He found some comfort in stroking Azriel's beard, but was still very traumatized. Azriel brought some music with him, a rough version of a song from his new band, and a song from a band he's working with, doing their art work. Both were played, they were cool. Also, a live track of Undead Messengers's was played, it rocked. Of course, during the We Love Satan portion of the program, all Satanic music was played. There was a segment of Movie Time. The last hour was The Old School Hour... And thus went our first ever, and probably last ever, No Pants Day Weekend Show. It was a night full of chaos, mayhem, and very disturbing, traumatizing events. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put some pants back on, it's getting a bit chilly here in only my underwear... 
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April 19, 2015 - RJ Returns and Undead Messengers

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RJ returned to the show after a long absence. He was joined by 3/5th of Undead Messengers, Tim, Olivia, and Darryl. We had Darryl and EVD play Hide and Go Beat, giving EVD a new toy to seek with, a light with two red LED's on it. He failed to find Darryl in the allotted time and was blasted with a Rod Stewart record that knocked him silly. Tim also got hit with what was left...  Mr. Linda (ahem, Crappy) called in off air to say he was off to Disney Land. Other than that, it was just another night of awesome music, talk of movies, and much more.

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April 12, 2015 - Breaking in the New People...

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Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Mr. Linda, or somebody who used to be, or maybe still was, Crappy The Clown, or maybe another one of his alternate personalities, even he didn't know for sure, three fifths of the band Undead Messengers, Olivia, Tim, and, John, their new guitar player, it was his first time here, along with his girlfriend Robyn, and another WVBR DJ, Justin. Undead Messengers brought a newly remastered track with them, which was played, it sounded great. Justin stupidly commented on the presence of baking sheets upstairs, and Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet played, Justin would get hit over the head with said baking sheet. If no bullet, Justin would get to pick whom he would bash with it. A Bullet, a cover. Just Joe bashed Justin in the head repeatedly until he was unconscious. Then EVD duct taped him, and then a melee ensued, with a lot of people getting duct taped, and Justin got killed, err, I mean, went home, right, he definitely went home, that's our story and we're sticking to it. Azkath brought a bunch of the worst movies ever made, really obscure ones, like "Let My Puppets Come", from 1976, and "Eaten Alive", from 1980, the former being a puppet porn thing, featuring anatomically correct puppets, and puppet bestiality, and the latter a cannibal Italian movie with people eating snakes alive, and eating each other. They both featured male anatomy getting ripped off, and the cannibal one had a lot of naked boobs in it, but then a lot of them got eaten, too. Everybody watched these, and told what they saw, it was disturbing. Azkath played a little of the new Nelson song for Just Joe, just a little, which deeply disappointed me, I wanted to hear more of it, which even Just Joe didn't want to do, but, if Bi-Coastal Tim, and/or Lance had been there, I'm sure they would have agreed with me. There were segments of Movie Time, Just Joe had actually seen eight movies, counting the two disgusting ones he watched and helped provide commentary for here tonight, but the other ones were all mostly kid/family movies like, "The Brave Little Toaster"! EVD talked some more about that video game he's obsessed with. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

- Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

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April 5, 2015 - We Love Satan Easter Show

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So this was our traditional We Love Satan Easter Show. Both Randy and Just Joe decided to boycott the show based on things that have happened to them in the past. Instead we had a different array of people, and a lot of fun was had. Joining us, aside from our weekly regular co-hosts in Arydaea and EVD, we had Crappy the... ur, Mr. Linda, and Jim Evans (JR) of Hollow Bodies. We also had the Last Exit debut of Nathan Bobbett, who had previously visited us on February 28, 2015 for Where Did the Road Go? when he was working sound for Lorna Reynolds. I may have lured him in after looking at his facebook page and realizing that he was a Bronie. I MAY have said it was a We Love My Little Pony Show. Regardless, he was there. As was Luke, also a guest from that same night on Where Did the Road Go?, and as an anthropology student, he just wanted to observe. After a while, he started growing horns, and after insisting he didn't believe in any of it, he left. 

I had a present for EVD. It was nice and evil, and I thought he would appreciate it. I took some of Eric's clones' remains from a few weeks ago, and cloned a bunch of 'little Erics'. They were all around 6 inches tall, and I locked them in a sound booth. I thought EVD would appreciate the mad scientist aspect. I was wrong. And then they were lose in the building causing havoc. Luckily JR went to take care of them... and apparently started eating them. Their taste description was not appetizing. There are still a few running around I think...

After it came out that Nathan had been tricked into coming into the show, we gave him the gift of mousetraps, then we debated the power of Satan vs My Little Pony. Eventually Nathan saw the light. And EVD kept tormenting him with the Pooh Stick. JR and Mr. Linda played some songs on an acoustic JR brought with him, and near the end, Satan texted me to say he would be by for No Pants Day in a few weeks. Whatever form that will take...

-Seriah

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March 29, 2015 - The Calm before the Storm

KarynSo this was a quite show, hosted only by myself, Azkath. It was actually a rare pre-recorded show, while we went to see the debut performance of Karyn Crisis' Gospel of the Witches at the Trick Shot Billiard Hall in Clifton Park, NY. You can see the interview from that in the interview section as well as some more pictures. We also met some new bands, and should be getting material from them to play soon, and talked to the booker out that way who will be adding his upcoming shows to our concert listings. It was a nice club, well worth the trip.

As for this show, I start out with some newer stuff, talk a bit about the history of the show and next week's We Love Satan Show, and as I get going I play a lot of indie stuff that we have had on over the years. Last hour is the Old School Hour as usual.

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