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February 16, 2014 - Crappy sings us a Song

Present were, Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim, and, Crappy The Clown. Crappy sang a song on a guitar, a cover of "Dang Me", with a lot of added verses, that never would have been played on radio. There were segments of Movie Time. And, on this night, instead of the last hour being The Old School Hour, like it usually is, this time the last two hours were all old school music...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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February 2, 2014 - A Clown and a Model...

Present were, Eric, Tim, Jonathan, from the band Thirteen South, for a little while, for a couple talk breaks, and, Crappy The Clown, who was Crappy tonight, sometimes now he is other personalities. At 2:00, Christine Adams, or IDiivil, as she calls herself, a model, called in for an interview. She is cool. Topics were discussed like wrestling, Crappy is also works in wrestling, and music and bands. There was one segment of Movie Time, with everyone there contributing. The last hour was, mostly, The Old School Hour, some songs in it were not that old...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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January 19, 2014 - Meka-Nism Interview

034Present were, Eric, Tim, and The Person Formerly Known As Crappy The Clown, sorry, Prince, and who will someday be known as that again. At 2:00, the band Meka-nism called in for an extensive interview, bracketed by songs from their EP. They are very cool, www.meka-nism.com is their website. There were two segments of Movie Time. Last week, which had been The Tornado Show, where everyone present got to pick their favorite songs all night, so the final hour was not The Old School Hour, as it usually is. This week, the last two hours were all old school music, and old school stuff that had rarely, if ever, in some cases, been played here before. Very cool...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Below you can find some pictures of what was to be the new WVBR studio. Azkath was given a tour during the week and took pictures. I thought I would include these here so you can sort of see a before and after type of thing...

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January 12, 2014 - Tornado Show and the debut of Mr. Linda

EveryoneIt was a Tornado Show, which meant everyone present got to play their picks of music all night long, one set of music would contain one pick from each of them. Present were, Just Joe, James, Tim, Rick and Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, Randy's brother BBBIIILLLLL!!!!!, Anne, and, Crappy The Clown. Only he didn't want to be called that this night, and wouldn't answer to it, he wanted to be called, Mr. Linda, Linda is his wife, because he says he has turned into a house husband, and never goes anywhere, or does anything, so, for now, Crappy is dead. Darksyde made an appearance, and showed BBBIIILLLLL!!!!! and Randy how much he loves them. Unfortunately for them, the way Darksyde shows someone he loves them, is to beat the crap out of them. He also had with him tonight, a never before seen sidekick, he called Little Darksyde, or, Darksyde Lite. James got to throw Just Joe down the stairs, repeatedly, as soon LE will be broadcasting from a new building, where there won't be stairs, so they are making the most of the time they have left with these stairs. Mark, the vocalist for the band Divinity Destroyed, called in for an extended interview, bracketed by songs from their new, and last CD, as the band is no more, which is too bad, because they are an awesome band, and Mark has probably caused Just Joe to bleed more than anyone else, or, certainly as much as anyone else. There were lots of segments of Movie Time. The last hour, was not, The Old School Hour, as it usually is, tonight it was forgone for the Tornado Show, so everyone could give more of their picks...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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May 17, 2015 - MORE Pants Day

MORE Pants DayTo make up for the carnage that was No Pants Day Weekend two weeks ago, this was to be a MORE Pants Day Show. Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Nathan, Justin, Mr. Linda, Chuck a host of the program which follows LE, "The Salt Creek Show", and, Sloth. Sloth, however, thought it was No Pants Day Weekend, because you see, Sloths are extremely slow, he probably left his home two weeks ago for that, and was just arriving now, and, if he meant to attend More Pants Day, then he'd probably show up two weeks from now. So he had no pants, and a really big bulge in his boxers. Just Joe was upset he had to wear pants and Sloth didn't, so he also became pantsless. He and Just Joe kept molesting Chuck, rubbing their pants less selves all over him, Sloth wanted to give him a rub down with lotion, and Chuck almost got duct taped to Sloth and Just Joe. This was all too much for Chuck, after all, he hosts an old timy country program, where I'm pretty sure stuff like this doesn't go on. Chuck said he was leaving. Azkath blamed Just Joe for this, and went to give him a beat down, but, in the process, Chuck got knocked out cold, again, something which I'm pretty sure doesn't happen on his program. Azkath blamed Just Joe for that, too. He told Sloth and Just Joe to do something with Chuck, as he was sure he would be really upset when he woke up. He told them to carry him home, put him on his front porch, and make sure they put his hand down his pants, that way, when he woke up, he wouldn't say anything about it, he would be too embarrassed. They took him to his home. However, when they returned with a report, according to Sloth anyways, they did a lot more than just put Chuck's hand down his own pants, they put their hands down his pants, and each others's as well.

Just Joe got really loud, and blew out everyone's headphone's so Azkath hit him repeatedly with a baking sheet, and did that to Sloth, too, because he was also being annoying, they both ended up on the floor for a while.

Just Joe kept putting anything he could find that belonged to Nathan down his pants. Nathan complained that every time he's there, his stuff keeps winding up down someone's pants, first Jeffie's, now Just Joe's, Just Joe put everything he could get his hands on that belonged to Nathan down his pants. Well, Nathan, you should know by now, if you have anything you value, don't bring it to LE, because it is sure to get molested, abused, and/or ruined.

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April 12, 2015 - Breaking in the New People...

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Present were, EVD, Just Joe, Mr. Linda, or somebody who used to be, or maybe still was, Crappy The Clown, or maybe another one of his alternate personalities, even he didn't know for sure, three fifths of the band Undead Messengers, Olivia, Tim, and, John, their new guitar player, it was his first time here, along with his girlfriend Robyn, and another WVBR DJ, Justin. Undead Messengers brought a newly remastered track with them, which was played, it sounded great. Justin stupidly commented on the presence of baking sheets upstairs, and Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet played, Justin would get hit over the head with said baking sheet. If no bullet, Justin would get to pick whom he would bash with it. A Bullet, a cover. Just Joe bashed Justin in the head repeatedly until he was unconscious. Then EVD duct taped him, and then a melee ensued, with a lot of people getting duct taped, and Justin got killed, err, I mean, went home, right, he definitely went home, that's our story and we're sticking to it. Azkath brought a bunch of the worst movies ever made, really obscure ones, like "Let My Puppets Come", from 1976, and "Eaten Alive", from 1980, the former being a puppet porn thing, featuring anatomically correct puppets, and puppet bestiality, and the latter a cannibal Italian movie with people eating snakes alive, and eating each other. They both featured male anatomy getting ripped off, and the cannibal one had a lot of naked boobs in it, but then a lot of them got eaten, too. Everybody watched these, and told what they saw, it was disturbing. Azkath played a little of the new Nelson song for Just Joe, just a little, which deeply disappointed me, I wanted to hear more of it, which even Just Joe didn't want to do, but, if Bi-Coastal Tim, and/or Lance had been there, I'm sure they would have agreed with me. There were segments of Movie Time, Just Joe had actually seen eight movies, counting the two disgusting ones he watched and helped provide commentary for here tonight, but the other ones were all mostly kid/family movies like, "The Brave Little Toaster"! EVD talked some more about that video game he's obsessed with. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

- Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

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April 5, 2015 - We Love Satan Easter Show

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So this was our traditional We Love Satan Easter Show. Both Randy and Just Joe decided to boycott the show based on things that have happened to them in the past. Instead we had a different array of people, and a lot of fun was had. Joining us, aside from our weekly regular co-hosts in Arydaea and EVD, we had Crappy the... ur, Mr. Linda, and Jim Evans (JR) of Hollow Bodies. We also had the Last Exit debut of Nathan Bobbett, who had previously visited us on February 28, 2015 for Where Did the Road Go? when he was working sound for Lorna Reynolds. I may have lured him in after looking at his facebook page and realizing that he was a Bronie. I MAY have said it was a We Love My Little Pony Show. Regardless, he was there. As was Luke, also a guest from that same night on Where Did the Road Go?, and as an anthropology student, he just wanted to observe. After a while, he started growing horns, and after insisting he didn't believe in any of it, he left. 

I had a present for EVD. It was nice and evil, and I thought he would appreciate it. I took some of Eric's clones' remains from a few weeks ago, and cloned a bunch of 'little Erics'. They were all around 6 inches tall, and I locked them in a sound booth. I thought EVD would appreciate the mad scientist aspect. I was wrong. And then they were lose in the building causing havoc. Luckily JR went to take care of them... and apparently started eating them. Their taste description was not appetizing. There are still a few running around I think...

After it came out that Nathan had been tricked into coming into the show, we gave him the gift of mousetraps, then we debated the power of Satan vs My Little Pony. Eventually Nathan saw the light. And EVD kept tormenting him with the Pooh Stick. JR and Mr. Linda played some songs on an acoustic JR brought with him, and near the end, Satan texted me to say he would be by for No Pants Day in a few weeks. Whatever form that will take...

-Seriah

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March 15, 2015 - Old Friends and New Friends...

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This show actually marked one year that we have been in our new studio. Doesn't seem like it's been that long already. Anyways, we were supposed to have The Pushrods live on this show, but only Dano Voodie, their bass player, showed up. Great seeing Dano again, though, it's been years since he has been in studio. Dano is also in Recycled Zombies, and a few other bands. Previously he's played for Others and Punch Drunk Monkeys with Crappy the Clown, who was also present this night, in his alter ego, Mr. Linda. Jimmy Evans of Hollow Bodies also came up with Dano, and we got to hear some fun stories from both. Olivia and Tim of Undead Messengers were with us, and EVD. Quite the fun night. Also aired the Karyn Crisis interview that I conducted a few days before. It was long, so I broke it into 2 parts. It is also available in one piece without music in the interview section. Besides that we played lots of good music, new and old, and a exclusive old school set at the end for internet listeners (The show started really late this night due to Where Did the Road Go? running way over). Also, a couple songs got repeated, too much going on and some techincal issues. This wasn't noticed till after the fact. Ah well.

- Seriah

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