- Published in 2012 Show Archive
July 29, 2012 - Tim Returns, and brings Lance!
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Playlist
Crimson Glory "March to Glory / War of the Worlds"
Prong "Ammunition"
Tornado "Massive Extinction Impact"
Striker "It Could Be Worse"
Napalm Death "A Gag Reflex / Everything in Mono"
Muckraker "V"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Kevlar Sweethearts"
Baroness "Foolsong"
Careless "Out of Control"
Testament "Animal Magnetism"
Queensryche (with Todd LaTorre) "Medley"
Acid Bath "Cassie Eats Cockroaches"
Goatwhore "In Deathless Tradition"
Chaosweaver "Malestrom of Black Light"
Tankard "Son of a Fridge"
Sanctifier "Demoncraft"
Pyramada "Mind Abuse"
Lamb of God "The Number Six"
Space Farm 2600 "Cellar Door"
Faster Pussycat "Where There's a Whip There's a Way"
Space Age Playboys "Tokyo Girls Go Bang Bang"
Lake of Tears "Headstones"
Banshee "Floodgates of Hell"
Never the Sunshine "Superstar"
Steel Panther "That's What Girls are For"
Kreator "Phantom Anti-Christ
Kik Tracee "Don't Need Rules"
Sargiest "Cursed Blaze of Rituals"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Waters of the Corrupt"
Stolen Babies "So Close"
Chrysalide "Let's Talk About this Over Dinner"
Gojira "My Last Creation"
Babylon A.D. "Bang Go The Bells"
Ozzy Osbourne "Waiting for Darkness"
Savatage "Alone You Breathe"
Agony "Storm of the Apocalypse"
Necrophagia "To Sleep with the Dead" (R)
Steel Assassin "Bliztkrieg Demons"
Zonaria "Full Spectrum Domina"
Tourniquet "Chamunda Temple Stampede"
Dust Bolt "Violent Abolition"
Bass Drum of Death "High School Roaches"
Candlelight Red "Demons"
Crucifed Barbara "Into the Fire"
Sound Storm "Wrath of the Storm"
Between the Buried and Me "Telos"
Bonded by Blood "Killing in the Name"
** Old School Hour **Savage Grace "Ride into the Night"
Vicious Rumors "Ride (Into the Sun)"
Deathrow "Riders of Doom"
Metal Sword "Stormriders"
Overkill "Death Rider"
Vacant Grave "Room for One More"
Skyclad "A Bellyful of Emptiness"
Dead On "Beat a Dead Horse"
Morbid Saint "Lock Up Your Children"
Ironchrist "Contusions"
Hirax "Call of the Gods"
Psyche Corporations "Morpheus V2.1"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Just Joe was there, still refusing to talk about where he is every other week. He either changes the subject, or just says nothing when he is repeatedly asked. Also there were, Rick and Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, and Lance and Tim. It has been a long time since Lance has been there, and quite a while for Tim as well. And, although Dave, the worst co-host in the world, had promised that he would be here this week, as I predicted, he was not. There were a few segments of Movie Time, with everyone participating, but Just Joe only had one, because, apparently whatever he is doing that keeps him absent every other week, it keeps him too busy to watch movies, that, or/and he sucks. Just Joe put a DVD that belonged to Lance down his pants, and he put his penis through the hole. It was kind of a tight fit, and Azkath yanked it off, yes, that would entail putting his hands down Just Joe's pants, EEEWWW!!!, but I guess he thought the satisfying screams of pain from Just Joe when he yanked it off, um, the DVD!, yanked the DVD off!, that just sounded really wrong and disgusting!, were worth that sacrifice, no pain no gain, after all, and then it was Just Joe who was in pain. Also probably making it all worth it, was the torn away flesh on the DVD. Um, Lance, I don't think you are going to want to be playing that anymore dude! Azkath hypnotized Randy. Randy, Rick, Lance, and, Tim, were all riding home together, Tim would be driving, with Lance with him in the front, and Rick and Randy in the back. So Azkath told Randy that, every time Tim made a right hand turn, he would try to get on Lance's lap. Now Randy is in excess of three hundred pounds, there is no way he could fit between the seats, he would be bound to get stuck, and then likely fart, which would probably kill everyone trapped in there with him. Shortly after they had left, Rick called in. Well, it wasn't exactly a coherent chat, it was more like a plea for help, Randy could be heard saying that he was supposed to be in the front, or something to that affect, and Lance and Tim were yelling for him to stop, and then some disturbing sounding things were said, things that sounded dirty, and the call was ended, by Azkath. Tim obviously had made a right hand turn, something which, under these circumstances, he should have avoided. Something occurred that hadn't in a long time, there was an Adventures In Listening set, where the set is comprised of music that Azkath had not heard before, so it could be great, or it could suck, or it could do some of both, and it will never be stopped, except for a couple of times when a new rule was instituted, if it sounds like country music, and not like anything even remotely resembling metal, which had happened on a couple of occasions, then it gets stopped, otherwise, it has to play, even if it does suck. This set turned out quite well. All throughout the night, music sets were played consisting of everyone there contributing one song pick to the set. The last hour was Old School Hour...
Playlist
Crimson Glory "March to Glory / War of the Worlds"
Prong "Ammunition"
Tornado "Massive Extinction Impact"
Striker "It Could Be Worse"
Napalm Death "A Gag Reflex / Everything in Mono"
Muckraker "V"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Kevlar Sweethearts"
Baroness "Foolsong"
Careless "Out of Control"
Testament "Animal Magnetism"
Queensryche (with Todd LaTorre) "Medley"
Acid Bath "Cassie Eats Cockroaches"
Goatwhore "In Deathless Tradition"
Chaosweaver "Malestrom of Black Light"
Tankard "Son of a Fridge"
Sanctifier "Demoncraft"
Pyramada "Mind Abuse"
Lamb of God "The Number Six"
Space Farm 2600 "Cellar Door"
Faster Pussycat "Where There's a Whip There's a Way"
Space Age Playboys "Tokyo Girls Go Bang Bang"
Lake of Tears "Headstones"
Banshee "Floodgates of Hell"
Never the Sunshine "Superstar"
Steel Panther "That's What Girls are For"
Kreator "Phantom Anti-Christ
Kik Tracee "Don't Need Rules"
Sargiest "Cursed Blaze of Rituals"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Waters of the Corrupt"
Stolen Babies "So Close"
Chrysalide "Let's Talk About this Over Dinner"
Gojira "My Last Creation"
Babylon A.D. "Bang Go The Bells"
Ozzy Osbourne "Waiting for Darkness"
Savatage "Alone You Breathe"
Agony "Storm of the Apocalypse"
Necrophagia "To Sleep with the Dead" (R)
Steel Assassin "Bliztkrieg Demons"
Zonaria "Full Spectrum Domina"
Tourniquet "Chamunda Temple Stampede"
Dust Bolt "Violent Abolition"
Bass Drum of Death "High School Roaches"
Candlelight Red "Demons"
Crucifed Barbara "Into the Fire"
Sound Storm "Wrath of the Storm"
Between the Buried and Me "Telos"
Bonded by Blood "Killing in the Name"
** Old School Hour **Savage Grace "Ride into the Night"
Vicious Rumors "Ride (Into the Sun)"
Deathrow "Riders of Doom"
Metal Sword "Stormriders"
Overkill "Death Rider"
Vacant Grave "Room for One More"
Skyclad "A Bellyful of Emptiness"
Dead On "Beat a Dead Horse"
Morbid Saint "Lock Up Your Children"
Ironchrist "Contusions"
Hirax "Call of the Gods"
Psyche Corporations "Morpheus V2.1"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Just Joe was there, still refusing to talk about where he is every other week. He either changes the subject, or just says nothing when he is repeatedly asked. Also there were, Rick and Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, and Lance and Tim. It has been a long time since Lance has been there, and quite a while for Tim as well. And, although Dave, the worst co-host in the world, had promised that he would be here this week, as I predicted, he was not. There were a few segments of Movie Time, with everyone participating, but Just Joe only had one, because, apparently whatever he is doing that keeps him absent every other week, it keeps him too busy to watch movies, that, or/and he sucks. Just Joe put a DVD that belonged to Lance down his pants, and he put his penis through the hole. It was kind of a tight fit, and Azkath yanked it off, yes, that would entail putting his hands down Just Joe's pants, EEEWWW!!!, but I guess he thought the satisfying screams of pain from Just Joe when he yanked it off, um, the DVD!, yanked the DVD off!, that just sounded really wrong and disgusting!, were worth that sacrifice, no pain no gain, after all, and then it was Just Joe who was in pain. Also probably making it all worth it, was the torn away flesh on the DVD. Um, Lance, I don't think you are going to want to be playing that anymore dude! Azkath hypnotized Randy. Randy, Rick, Lance, and, Tim, were all riding home together, Tim would be driving, with Lance with him in the front, and Rick and Randy in the back. So Azkath told Randy that, every time Tim made a right hand turn, he would try to get on Lance's lap. Now Randy is in excess of three hundred pounds, there is no way he could fit between the seats, he would be bound to get stuck, and then likely fart, which would probably kill everyone trapped in there with him. Shortly after they had left, Rick called in. Well, it wasn't exactly a coherent chat, it was more like a plea for help, Randy could be heard saying that he was supposed to be in the front, or something to that affect, and Lance and Tim were yelling for him to stop, and then some disturbing sounding things were said, things that sounded dirty, and the call was ended, by Azkath. Tim obviously had made a right hand turn, something which, under these circumstances, he should have avoided. Something occurred that hadn't in a long time, there was an Adventures In Listening set, where the set is comprised of music that Azkath had not heard before, so it could be great, or it could suck, or it could do some of both, and it will never be stopped, except for a couple of times when a new rule was instituted, if it sounds like country music, and not like anything even remotely resembling metal, which had happened on a couple of occasions, then it gets stopped, otherwise, it has to play, even if it does suck. This set turned out quite well. All throughout the night, music sets were played consisting of everyone there contributing one song pick to the set. The last hour was Old School Hour...