The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

The Thursday before this LE, March 3rd had been Nathan's Birthday, so this LE celebrated that. Present were, Nathan, EVD, Just Joe, Justin, Kevin, and, The Old Man. Nathan got presents, from Just Joe, Nathan's own keys, from Justin, adult diapers, from Kevin, a My Little Pony pillow, from The Old Man, a lap dance. While he was getting his lap dance, Nathan kept asking for help. None came, of course. But, after it was over, Nathan said that he had actually liked his present, and he had asked for help because he was out of singles. Everyone was quite taken aback by this. The Old Man has some songs out, all parodies of songs from the '80's, all about how it is to be old, very gross, lots of talk about bodily functions and fluids. Then they put Nathan in The Demon Box, where he would be Idosed, to face his inner demons. When they asked him what he had seen, he said, ponies. Azkath injected him with DMT, and told Just Joe to put him back in the box. When he came out, he still said he had seen ponies. He didn't seem very upset about it either. They told him he had one last present, The Old Man was his, and he had just been given DMT. Nathan seemed happy with his present. Um, Nathan, Dude, you are SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, I suggest you seek therapy, RIGHT AWAY! The Old School Hour was all music from the year Nathan was born, 1995, he is now 21 and legal. 

-Fire Eater Wizard