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August 15, 2010 - I-Dosing Dave
EVD and Dave were both there, which might tend to disprove Azkath's theory of the week before that they are the same person, which EVD had strongly denied. Azkath had them take a picture with everyone in it, to document that both EVD and Dave were in it. He then told Shane, who was there after a long, long absence to prove that they were the same person. Shane said that he could do that, and went off to do so. He didn't come back. Azkath wanted to I-dose Dave. He was taken down to the basement, and left there I-Dose. When they brought him back up, the only thing he would do and say was scream "oogie woogie, oogie woogie" over and over. He ran outside and attacked a car going by screaming oogie woogie, oogie woogie at them. Everyone ran outside after Dave, they had to tackle him, and there was a humping pile. They finally got him inside, and, thanks to Adam, chained him to a chair. They found out that the way to cure Dave from oogie woogie-ing, was to feed him a pepperoni. Once Dave was back to being Dave, he said that he was upset that he had failed the Dead Host drill of a few weeks back, where Azkath would think up a scenario that would have led to his death, and everyone there would try to take over and run the show. Everyone had failed. And Dave had failed because when it was his turn to try and run the show, there was only silence, because, being that he is the worst co-host in the world, he wasn't there. Dave claimed that he could run the show and wanted to try. So Azkath devised the scenario, he was stuck on his roof, and raccoons ate his face, and he died, and then the raccoons set him on fire. Just Joe later had a problem with this, as these were things that happened to him, not Azkath, Just Joe accused Azkath of stealing other people's events, but for now they were going with that. Dave was told that he had to successfully play a Queensryche song, which no one else had been able to do, and then play a request of Little Gorgar's. Dave did both successfully, which means, I guess, that he is by far the most capable of taking over the program, the only one actually, but unfortunately, it doesn't matter, because he is never there to be able to run it should the need arise. Just Joe said that he wanted another chance to try running the show. But when he tried to play Queensrryche, the same thing that had happened before happened again, the only thing that would play no matter what he did was The Smurfs, doing a techno thing, which no one could ever even figure out where it had came from. Just Joe decided that, instead of playing music, he would give the webcam viewers a special treat, a puppet show. He had a glove with five monkeys on it for the fingers, and a Cthulhu puppet. He had Cthulhu start eating the monkeys. Dave is terrified of puppets for some reason (puppets and trees), so he ran away shrieking, and in his blind rush to get away knocked Azkath down the basement stairs, which is a first, in all these years, and all the people who have gone tumbling down those stairs, most often Just Joe, Azkath never has. He announced that falling down the stairs officially sucked, which I'm sure a lot of people would readily agree with him on, especially Just Joe. Azkath was pissed at Just Joe for causing him to fall down the stairs by bringing out his puppets and scaring Dave, and he threw Joe down the stairs. Dave was now gone for the night. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, begun with new Soundgarden, of all things, but I liked it, and two segments of Movie Time. Gorgar was there in the last two hours of the program. He told us he'd been having some problems with his heart. We all wish him well with that, hopefully they will be cleared up soon. In the mean time, I guess, for his own good, the more bad things that happen to him at LE, the less they will happen to him in general... - Fire Eater Wizard
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August 22, 2010 - Just Joe Gets Sent Away...
The week before, EVD, Dave, and Shane had all been there, tending to disprove the theory that EVD and Dave are really the same person. Shane had been told to prove that they were the same person. He had said he could do that, and then departed to get the proof. He had promised to bring the found proof this week, but now none of the three were there. So the mystery remains. Jess, from Wicked Ithaca, stopped by for one talk break near the beginning of the program to update us on that upcoming event. Tim, formerly of Century Media, and before that, of Victory Records, who hasn't been at LE for quite a while was there for about three hours. Ria was also there for a while. There were three segments of Movie Time interspersed throughout the night. Tim joined in on two of them, and Ria did on one. Just Joe had been claiming that he had not I-dosed in two weeks, and was done with it. No one really believed him, though. At the end of the program, Azkath found Just Joe outside, near the ditch, passed out in the rain, wet and shivering, with headphones on! He had been I-dosing! He tried to deny that that was what he had been doing, but it was obvious. Azkath told Just Joe that he was sending him into rehab, that he was staging an intervention. Just Joe said that he didn't need rehab, that he could stop any time he wanted to. And, besides, he went on, there was no such thing as rehab for I-dosing. Azkath insisted that he was going to put him into rehab. Which is very considerate of him, and really the least he can do, since he is the one who got Just Joe addicted to I-dosing in the first place... The program ended with Just Joe wanting to go get in the ditch and listen to I-doses some more. Yeah, right, he definitely doesn't have a problem, no addiction there at all!
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August 29, 2010 - Just Joe is in Rehab
EVD was there. Dave was not, causing Azkath to claim again that they are the same person, which, EVD, again, denied but could not prove. Shane, who is supposed to produce the proof that they are the same person, and claimed he had it, was still not there either. Just Joe was not there because he was still in rehab for I-dosing, where Azkath had put him after finding him passed out in the ditch, in the rain, shivering, and I-dosing, the week before. Just Joe called in, reporting from rehab, and was not happy to hear that he would be billed for his rehab. So, even though Azkath got him hooked on the I-dosing, he is only staging the intervention, not paying for it. That's evil Demons for you! Tim, formerly of Century Media, and, before that, of Victory Records, was there. He and EVD participated in Movie Time, of which there were two segments. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and, the program ended with an hour long Feature Artist, which was Agent Steel, an hour of their music...
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September 5, 2010 - Steve's Debut
Just Joe was not there for the second week in a row, because he is still in rehab for his I-dosing addiction. So EVD was told he would have to go break him out of there. He said he could do that, and would have him back by next week. But, for tonight, EVD was at LE. Tim was there for a good portion of the night, and Jonathan, from the band Thirteen South was there for about two or three hours. Tim brought someone with him, Steve. It was Steve's first time at LE. There was some slapping going on. First Tim was asked if he would like to play the game, let's take turns slapping Tim 'til he cries. He said he didn't think so. It was tried, just to be sure, after he was slapped, he said he knew he didn't want to. He suggested how 'bout slapping EVD. EVD didn't seem to like that idea, but he got two slaps from Tim, and one from Azkath anyways. Tim won because his slap sounded better, and got a better result, sound, from EVD. There were two segments of Movie Time, which everyone participated in. However, EVD could only say that he had actually seen a movie, for once, but that, although they kept coming back to him to give him more time to think about it, he never could remember what it was he had seen, only that he had seen something. There was an hour long Featured Artist at the end of the program, an hour of the band Death...
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