Seriah Azkath

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January 30, 2011

January 30, 2011 - Sloth challenges Joe

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Shane was there, despite the fact that it was snowing out, and Shane is afraid of snow. But apparently he has now conquered that fear. Someone who was supposed to have been there two weeks ago, to help celebrate Randy's Birthday Bash, had finally made it there this night. Sloth, well, we all know how slow sloths are. He arrived just finishing up singing "Happy Birthday To You" to Randy, which he had begun singing two weeks ago. Sloth told Just Joe that he was the original co-host on this program, and that he was the best co-host, and that he was challenging Just Joe for his slot. Sloth and Just Joe competed in several contests to try and determine who would get this title. Sloth actually won the contest of who could be the louder, which was shocking given Just Joe's lungs and his ability to screech. Just Joe and Sloth both failed at reading Show Listings, Sloth, not surprisingly, because he read way too slow, and Just Joe, also not surprisingly, because he read the wrong set. Just Joe said he could be thrown down the stairs better. He was thrown down, and then Sloth said he would pass on that one letting Just Joe have that point. Then Sloth told Just Joe to hurry up and come upstairs, because they were going to have a getting thrown down the stairs contest, and Just Joe could go first. Again, not surprisingly, Just Joe agreed to this. He was thrown down the stairs by Shane, who had also thrown him down the first time, and, again, Sloth declined, saying no one could top that, and conceding the point to Just Joe. Sloth and Just Joe had a death match, with cardboard tubes, baking sheets, and other instruments of destruction. Just Joe won that, because Sloth can not fight well at all, and Just Joe is way more hard core. They competed at Jumping Off The Roof Super Happy Fun Time Show. Just Joe, when he jumped off the roof, burst into flames when he hit the ground. When he ran out into the snow to put it out, he got hit by an ice cream truck. He survived. Sloth just jumped off the roof, and, in what had to be the slowest, gravity defying fall in history, he landed on the ground about two minutes later. Just Joe won Falling Off The Roof Super Happy Fun Time. Azkath told them he would give them a question to answer. He asked them to give the reasons why they would be the better co-host. Neither one of them answered that satisfactorily, Just Joe rambled, not making any of the good points he could have, and Sloth didn't do any better. So Azkath asked them to answer another question. Why did the sun rise two days early in Greenland this year. Sloth said something about how he would time travel there and find out, he had said, earlier in the night, that Sloths could time travel. Just Joe launched into this long, shockingly good, explanation, involving how dinosaurs had not really died, but had evolved to become invisible, so we don't know they are there, and they evolved rays that devolved us, and that shifted the poles, causing them to revert back to themselves, or something like that, my brain isn't fast or good enough to keep up with the entire thing, but King Kupa, the leader of the dinosaurs, is responsible for the whole thing. We'll have to ask Gorgar about this, being a dinosaur, he might be able to shed some further insight on to the matter. Sloth told Just Joe that, if he would just shut up, he would concede that he had won. Just Joe went on talking, but Sloth had had enough, and said he gave up, for now, Just Joe had won, and he was leaving. But he said he would be back another day, better prepared, and would challenge Just Joe again, and this time he would win. Sloth left, very slowly, he's probably just about leaving the driveway as I write this several hours later. So Just Joe won. And here are a couple of results I didn't mention above. Just Joe, as I did say, was more hard core, but Sloth was funnier, doing a funny radio voice, and smarter, although that's not hard, to be smarter than Just Joe, almost everyone would have won that. Just Joe was handsomer, but Sloth was prettier. After Sloth had left, it was like something happened to Just Joe, and he became the exact opposite of Sloth, super fast and hyper, talking a mile a minute, the Anti Sloth, if you will. There were two segments of Movie Time... The last hour was all old school music, which was fun...

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Dream into Dust "A Dream of Joy in a Sleep of Sorrow / Disconnected"
Amity in Fame "Letters to God"
Phantom Blue "Going Mad"

Malison Rogue "The Pain You Cause"
Reason "Before the Dawn"
Vinder "In My Head"
Battlelore "Iron of Death"
Lava Engine "Ctrl Z"

Static People "The Late Projectionist"
Onslaught "Born for War"
DyNAbyte "Artmix"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Non Ti Amo"
Power Salad "My Cat is Afraid of the Vacuum Cleaner (Me First and the Gimme Gimme's Style)"

Atheist "Live and Live Again"
Flat Tires "Two out of Three"
Shroud of Despondency "Parting of the Ways"
7 Days "We Cry No More"

Cylophonia "Retaliate"
Reism "Sink In Deep (Dark Water)"
Kylesa "Distance Closing In"
Requiem for Oblivion "God Builder"
Unveil the Strength "Self Destruction"

Worm Quartet "R2D2 / Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler"
The Commander-in-Chief "Paranoid"
Crimson Glory "Touch the Sun"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "The Mosher"
Tetrafusion "Last Chance"

Devildriver "Hardened"
Tankard "Rules for Fools"
Kings Destroy "Dusty Mummy"
The One Through Tens "Fighting for a Golden Age"
Gorilla Biscuit "Start Today"
The Bronx Casket Co "I Didn't Love You Anyways"

Bring Me the Horizon "Crucify Me"
Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
Symbol Six "Shadows"
Sodom "Hellfire"

Shadyon "Into the Fire"
Twinspirits "Over and Over Again"
Royal Thunder "Mount of Fire"
Images of Eden "Native to His Land"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "What We Deserve"

22nd Century "Human Race"
Motherboar "Camel Puncher"
Helloween "If a Mountain Could Talk"
She Rides "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride"
Symbolic "Scarvest"
Moon & Sun "Hunt"
Finally Deceased "Darkened Soul"

Coldspell "Heading for Tomorrow"
Betrayer FTM "No Life Till Fury"
CarpeDuke "Angeldust / Americana"
Death Angel "Truce"
Department of Coreuption "Homeless"

VoiVod "Blower"
Angkor Wat "The Search / Awake!"
Suicidal Tendencies "The Feeling's Back"
Phantom "Turbocharged"
Phantom Blue "Frantic Zone"

Vicious Rumors "Blitz the World"
Paradox "Mystery"
Hades "Diplomatic Immunity"
Hellion "Screams in the Night"

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February 13, 2011

February 13, 2011 - Kal Returns

This show was quiet. The transmitter was down, so we broadcast to a very small local audience. We then published it ASAP on the site and facebook page so everyone could hear it. We played tons of new stuff, a Tribute to the Past for the Last Hour, and Kal made his on-air return to the show. Enjoy!

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Affiance "Mad as Hell / Call to the Warrior / Nostra Culpa"
Shroud of Despondency "Homo Homini Lupus"
Beltane "Call the Ships to Port"

Crowbar "Liquid Sky and Cold Black Earth"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Brutalized / Bible Thumpers"
Onslaught "The Sound of Violence"
Gay for Johnny Depp "No, I'm Married to Jesus. Now Keep Your Fucking Hands Off Him"

Protest the Hero "C'Est La Vie"
Monsterworks "Everything You Believe is a Lie"
Sirenia "This Darkness"
Korpiklaani "Paat Pois Tai Hirteen"
Static People "The Late Projectionist"

Fear Incorporated "The Land of the Dead"
Belphegor "Blood Magick Necromance"
Motorhead "Born to Lose"
Serenity "Heavenly Mission"

Gary Moore "Victims of the Future"
Pendulum "Self vs Self"
Worm Quartet (with Sudden Death) "Inner Voice"
Occult Detective Club "Up from the Underground"
Dr. Acula "Cocaine Avalanche"

Athiest "Ficticious Glide"
TV's Kyle "Yellow Monster"
Department of Coreuption "Runaround"
Grave Digger "Rebellion"
Oxymor "Douce Euphorie"
Check Engine "Counted"

Volturyon "Bloodsoaked Solution"
The One Through Tens "Religious Fervour"
Everygrey "Restoring the Loss"
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows "If You Think This Song is About You, It Probably Is"
Withering Soul "Phantasmal Chaos Divinity"

Sonic Shock "Elvis"
Ektomorf "God will Cut You Down"
DyNAbyte "Cold Wind of Fear"
Fireforce "Firestorm"
Kylesa "Crowded Road"

Circus of Dead Squirrels "E. Coli Surprise"
Azrael "Through the Eyes of the Black Hawk"
Panzie "Rock and Roll Hammer"
Dreadnaughts "Polka Never Dies"
Flat Tires "Don't Shake Me Lucifer"
Long Distance Calling "Middleville"

Malison Rogue "This Lonely Road"
Noisear "Information Highway to Hell"
Casey Jones "Butt Hash"
The Haunted "The Skull"
Curtis Plum "Bike Cop"

The Bronx Casket Co "Let Me Be Your Nightmare"
Steve Goodie "What's in My Hotdog"
Ekotren "A Road to Nowhere"
Roger Miret and the Disasters "We're Gonna Find a Way"
Legion of the Damned "The Hand of Darkness"
Amity in Fame "Touching Your Breath"

Malibu Barbi "When Lightning Strikes"
Chastain "We Must Carry On"
Cerebral Fix "Sphereborn"
Blood for Blood "Livin' in Exile"
Gary Moore "Over the Hills and Far Away'

Forward Now "Slow Like Sadness"
Rough Cutt "Cutt Your Heart Out"
Sacred Reich "Let's Have a War"
Sacrifice "Re-Animation"
VoiVod "Build Your Weapons"
Nuclear Assault "Technology"

Obsession "Bang Em Till They Bleed"

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February 20, 2011

February 20, 2011 - A Quiet Show...

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; After two weeks of bad weather and transmitter problems which left The Last Exit For The Lost unable to be heard unless you lived very near the station, and bad, windy weather threatening on this day, LE was finally back for everyone to hear, the way it should be. There was a lot of cool new music, being as how there was the new stuff from this week, plus the stuff from the past two weeks of LE's near total absence. There were a few Movie Times throughout the night, although Just Joe's movie viewing has been cut down considerably since he lost his cable, and so a lot of his are kid's movies he watched with his ten month old spawn. Foul Mouth Girl also contributed on one Movie Time. TTTP/RR was played. If a bullet played, Just Joe would be made into a snowman. If no bullet, then he wouldn't be turned into a snowman. There are now about eleven thousand songs on the computer. No bullet. And, the last few weeks, the last hour is all old music, and it was tonight... Always a cool thing...

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Background Music: Arnaud Conde "Veluorn: The Bladed Druid"

Disillusion "The Black Sea"
Belphegor "Impaled Upon the Tongue of Sathan"
Mongrel "Bound to Crash"

Fen "Soilbound"
Static X "Destroyer" (R)
Motorhead "Devils in My Head"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Forever Unseen"
Steve Goodie "What's in My Hotdog"

Cavalera Conspiracy "Warlord"
Empire Auriga "Time Expanding"
Cauldron "Frozen in Fire"
Divinefire "Unchain My Soul"
One-Eyed Doll "Battle On!"

Long Distance Calling "Into the Black Wide Open"
The One Through Tens "Run from your Master"
Roger Miret and the Disasters "Bare-Knuckle Brawler"
The Warriors "Seize the Fire"
Dreadnaughts "Sleep is for the Weak"

Crowbar "As I Become One"
Devildriver "Black Soul Choir"
Tankard "Brain Piercing of Death"
Gay for Johnny Depp "We are the World? Burn It Down!"
Malison Rogue "Scars"

Static People "Moonage Daydream"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Tranquilized / Saturday Morning"
Andrew McKee of The Deluge "Hourglass"
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows "Sex Life"
TV's Kyle "Yellow Monster"

The Agonist "...and Their Eulogies Sang Me to Sleep / Memento Mori" (R)
Darkest Hour "The world Engulfed in Flames"
Shangren "Warriors of Devastation"
Accept "Princess of the Dawn - Live"

Scholar "Locke Syndrome"
Artas "The Day the Books will Burn Again"
Hiems "Race with the Devil"
Amity in Fame "Mirror of Humans"
Reason "Before the Dawn"

** Russian Roulette Set **
Nocturne "Shallow" (2005)
Becoming the Archetype "Evil Unseen" (2008)
Norther "We Rock" (2007)
Check Engine "Nothing" (2007)
Venom "1000 Days in Sodom" (198?)

Judgement Day "Klagenstuck"
The Project Hate MCMXCIX "A Revelation of Desecrated Heavens"
Occult Detective Club "Calling the Detectives"
Order of the Dead "More Bullets"
Monsterworks "God"

Withering Soul "Phantasmal Chaos Divinity"
Toxaemia "The Beginning of the End"
Turisas "Fear the Fear"
Architects UK "Delete, Rewind"
DyNAbyte "Wave'

De Arma "Crimson Waters Ebbing the Shore"
Emmure "Solar Flare Homicide"
Dr. Acula "Currently Sexting"
Ana Kefr "Takeover" (R)
Attackhead "Tazer"
Therapy? "I Told You I Was Ill"
One-Eyed Doll "Bumble Bee"

Nine Inch Nails "Head Like a Hole"
Acid Reign "Goddess"
Corrosion of Conformity "Vote with a Bullet"
Heathen "Set Me Free"
Brats "Leave My Soul Alone"

Gary Moore "Victims of the Future"
Kyuss "Odyssey"
Iron Maiden "Murders in the Rue Morgue - Live"
Ludichrist "And So It Goes"
Mean Streak "Searching Forever"

Obsession "Shadows of Steel"

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February 27, 2011

February 27, 2011 - Kal Sends Joe Away...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard: Dave was there, wonder of all wonders! And, yet again, EVD was not there. It really is looking more and more all the time like the theory that they are the same person is indeed correct. Little Gorgar and Adam, the new Adam, since Rick killed the old one a while ago, were there. Just Joe was not there, and Kal was. They asked Kal what he had done with Just Joe. Kal said he thought he might have mailed him to Virginia. I'll bet the people of Virginia are just thrilled about that, I'm sure they would not be too happy with Kal. Kal said he had done this to get revenge on Just Joe for calling him a coward. But they were not happy with Kal, because we kinda need Just Joe. It was decided that Kal needed to be punished. They first had Dave strip and do a sexy dance for him. But Kal didn't seem traumatized enough, hard as that is to believe, Dave doing a naked sexy dance is quite frightening! So, for more punishment, Dave sicked Adam on Kal. They ran outside. Only Kal returned, and he said he had buried Adam in the snow, and good luck finding him. They told Dave to come up with some other punishment for Kal. Dave thought about it a while, and said he had the perfect plan... He was going to Virginia to get Just Joe. Now The people of Virginia have even more reason to be upset with Kal! Dave left, and so did Kal, saying that his work was done, although they said it was really because he was a girly coward. There were a few Movie Times throughout the night, with Dave, Kal, and Foul Mouth Girl participating in different ones. And, for the last few weeks, the last hour of the program has been a Tribute To The Past, with all old music. Well, it will soon be renamed The Rare, Obscure, And Classic Hour, the exact title is still being decided upon. And, to start out tonight's installment of this new feature, there was an old, extremely rare, Judas Priest song which had never been recorded anywhere, and had only been played live, decades ago. So that was a treat, and a cool inauguration for this new feature...

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Zimmers Hole "Anonymous Esophagus"
Horse the Band "Sex Raptor"
Raunchy "Somebody's Watching Me"
Rammstein "Keine Lust"
Worm Quartet "Eat Here and Die"

King Diamond and Black Rose "Kill for Fun"
Cauldron "All or Nothing"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Water of the Corrupt"
The One Through Tens "Eye for an Eye"
Benedictum "Bang"

Deicide "To Hell with God"
Scream Arena "House of Pain"
One-Eyed Doll "You're a Vampire"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Familiarized / What We Deserve"
Slayer "Seasons in the Abyss" (R)

Affiance "Nostra Culpa"
Empire Auriga "Dreaming of Breath and Stars"
Withering Soul "Lifeless They Lie"
Cavalera Conspiracy "Thrasher"
Ektomorf "The One (featuring Danko Jones)"

The Bronx Casket Company "Bonesaw"
Cyclophonia "Retaliate"
Occult Detective Club "One to Ten"
Reism "This is All for You"

Born of Scars "Face"
Belphegor "Angeli Mortis De Profundis"
Symbol Six "Go"
Dino-Mike "Perfect Girl"

Judgement Day "Death March"
Shadyon "Strange Visions"
Kopiklanni "Ukon Wacka"
Razorwyre "Fuck You Tonight"
Betrayer F.T.M. "To Kill or Die"

Beltane "North Sun"
Dakrest Hour "Violent by Nature"
Colossus "Kill More Better"
Dawn of Ashes "God-Like Demon"
Cradle of Filth "The Persecution Song"

Dyonisis "We Are... / Of The Fear"
Amity in Fame "Relegate the Judge"
Shroud of Despondency "Flicker of the Ardent Light"
Dodsferd "The Hate Goes On"
Jolly "End Where It Starts"

Zombiefication "Cryptic Broadcast"
Mercyful Fate "A Corpse Without Soul" (R)
Omision "Won't Be Saved"
Feral "Behead the Crucifix"
Worm Quartet "Coffee"

Scholar "Everything is Backwards"
Comeback Kid "Crooked Floors"
The Warriors "Pit of Shame"
22nd Century "I Read It on the Radio"
MiRAMAR "We are the Future"

Requiem for Oblivion "God Builder"
Unveil the Strength "100 Hours"
Dream into Dust "Counterfeit"
Tetrafusion "Monologue"
Sodom "Nothing Counts More than Blood"

Judas Priest "Mother Sun - Live"
King Diamond with Black Rose "Disgrace"
Laibach "Angilia"
Skyclad "Land of the Rising Slum / The Antibody Politic"
Lazarus "The Edge of Forever"
EZO "Flashback, Heart Attack"
Last Chapter "2 Feet Tall"
Chastain "I Am the Rain"
Black Sabbath "Seventh Star"
Ultimatum "Puppet of Destruction"
Entombed "Supposed to Rot"
Fates Warning "Die Young - Live"
Lake of Tears "Planet of the Penguins"

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