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4-8-12 Last Exit's We Love Satan Easter Celebration from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
It was Easter Sunday, which meant of course that it was a We Love Satan Show, with all the music about, for, and to, Satan. Now, every Easter since Just Joe has been here, Just Joe has been The Easter Bunny, and he always meets with an awful fate and gets killed in some horrible ways, but, being that it is Easter, he is always resurrected, by pouring water over him, which miraculously brings him back to life. But this time it was decided that Just Joe had suffered enough, and that someone else should be The Easter Bunny who gets sacrificed. It would be Rick. Also present for this night were, Adam, Nikki, and, Adam's friend Chad, whom Azkath has renamed Kyle. At first Just Joe wanted to be The Easter Bunny, he never can remember the horrible things that happen to him on Easter, but Azkath showed him all the recaps of Easters past, and he was okay with someone else being The Easter Bunny this time. So Just Joe was told to kill The Easter Bunny. He tried to throw him down the stairs, but Rick threw him down instead, killing him. They had to put the bunny ears on him, pour water over him and revive him, you can't be resurrected unless you are wearing the bunny ears. Then Adam and Chad/Kyle were told to kill The Easter Bunny, who had a basket of eggs and everything. They tried, twice, and Rick killed them, twice. And, the first time, the water revived them, although, as they were now running low on water, Just Joe provided his own liquid, you don't want to know, and neither did they, they were also covered in eggs, which The Easter Bunny had thoughtfully given them, but the second time, they did not revive, so Rick stashed them in the trunk of his car. As per the results of Russian Roulette, Just Joe had to eat his way out of a whole cabinet full of Peeps. That made him super hyper, then he crashed, so they fed him Peeps which he had regurgitated, there was a lot of that, Just Joe reported that they tasted about the same the second time around. Then Azkath beat Just Joe down with a garbage can, for being too hyper, the can was full, so trash went everywhere. The night was drawing near to a close, and no one had managed to kill The Easter Bunny, Rick is just too tough. Azkath said that their needed to be a sacrificial killing, and a resurrection to save Easter. Rick had an idea, he put the bunny ears on Just Joe, who didn't want them, and then chopped him, killing him. They resurrected Just Joe, and so Easter was saved! There were two segments of Movie Time, with some people participating, some had not seen anything. Just Joe had, actually. The last Hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, with the Rare Obscure And Classic Music being about, for, and, to, Satan, of course! So, whatever you are celebrating or not celebrating, or doing, or not doing at this time, have a fun filled time whatever it is!

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Recap by Fire Eater WizardJust Joe was absent, no one new where he was. They hoped his new house had not been stolen, that was why he had been absent for a couple weeks recently, his house was stolen, not any of his stuff, just the house from around it. Present were, Rick, Randy, And, Ken, all from The Metallic Onslaught, and also Raven, for part of the night. Rick, Randy, And, Ken were there for most of the night, until almost the last hour. They asked Raven if she was responsible for Just Joe not being there. She was vague on that. Ken kept using the phrase "chop chop", as in hurry up, all night long. So, before he left, Azkath decided to take him literally, and gave him some hard wrestling chops to the chest. As Rick, Randy, and, Ken were getting ready to leave and drive home, Azkath hypnotized Randy and told him that, every five minutes on the way home, he would suddenly see Ken as a beautiful woman, and would hit on him. Rick said that Ken would be the one driving, so Azkath took it back. He put Randy under again, told him to forget that, now he would think Rick was a gorgeous woman, and constantly try to fondle his boobs. But then he rethought that too, because this would surely lead to Randy's death at the hand of Rick, and we need Randy around, he is too easy to make fun of, due to his terrible taste in things, his girlie tastes. So Azkath put him back under, told him to forget that as well. He told him that, on the ride home, he would think that he was a vampire, the sparkling kind, and that Rick was a sparkling vampire. There were three segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone participating to varying degrees. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... And lots of cool new music was played this night...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Just Joe was back, after a weeks absence, but he didn't want to talk about where he had been. Every time Azkath asked him, which he did a lot of times, Just Joe would either ignore the question, change the subject, or say he didn't want to talk about it. Then Azkath and Just Joe both started screaming. Because DAVE WAS THERE!!! Yes, that's right, the absolute worst co-host in the world ever, was finally here, after not having been for ten months. However, Dave didn't seem to know what they were talking about, he insisted he had only been gone a week. They showed him the date on the computer, but he still wouldn't believe them. So they showed him video recaps of all the things he had missed in almost a year. He finally became distraught, wanting to know what had happened to him, where he had been. The last time we had seen Dave, they had sent him off to look for the aliens that Just Joe had kept insisting he was seeing. But it had turned out that the alien thing had all been a hoax, a trick made up by Just Joe. So, as to where Dave has been, and why he has no memory of the past almost year, who knows? Dave became more and more agitated and confused. He didn't stay too long, he said he needed to go find people he knew and find out where he had been, or something. So he rushed out, oddly, ripping off his clothes as he went, don't know what that was all about, and that is probably the last we will see of him for another year, he does live up to his title of worst co-host in the world so well! In fact, Azkath and Just Joe, once Dave had gone, began to question if Dave had even really been there at all, or if it had been a mass hallucination. Actually, that probably is more likely than that Dave was really there. Who knows? Mark Anbinder, long time WVBR personality, was there for one break, he told us what movies he has seen recently, and talked about movies in general for a bit, some soon coming out ones and such. There were two other official segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...