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* 5 Hour Show. Derek Rush from Dream Into Dust calls in at 2am (which is also 3am) (File 3) for an interview and debut of a new song. Chris Bedell from Castle Bravo is on the show for the first half. *


Handy Returns - March 11, 2012 from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Epica "Karma - Prelude - / Monopoly on the Truth"
Hammer Horde "Led by the Ancient Light"
Oxxo Xoox "Suli"

Gregorian "Hell's Bells"
Moonspell "Alpha Noir"
Chopstick Suicide "Small People, Broken Glasses"
Drakkar "Revenge is Done"
Borknagar "The Beauty of Dead Cities"

Castle Bravo "Banana Man"
Barren Earth "The Rain Begins"
Break of Reality "Welcome Home"
Twlight Kingdom "Forever Sacred"
Lotus Project "Burning Alive"

Castle Bravo "I'll Be Damned"
Just a Memory "Battlefield"
Sanjuro Fields "The Beagle and the Bulldog"
Fester "The Black Tower"
Melissa "Distrought with Grief"

Castle Bravo "Palestine Mind"

Dream into Dust Interview
"Disconnected / Bruises Never Fade / Deaden the Pain"

Soulfly "World Scum"
Cradle of Filth "Lord Abortion"
Ookla the Mok "Tantric Yoda"

Lotus Project "Nulumbo Lucifera"
Blacksoul Seraphim "Alms Avarice"
Naglfar "III, Death Dimension Phantasma"
Castle Bravo "Iceman"

Insane Ian "Hey Birthday Boy"
Been Through Fire "When Will Then Be Now?"
Cyclophonia "Screams in the Night"
Cirque Du So What? "How to Write Parodies"
The Harteck "Georgia Guide Stones"
Burden of Atlas "What It's Worth"
Forehsadow "The Stranger Within"

** Old School Hour **
Tigertailz "Love Bomb Baby"
Motley Crue "Knock Em Dead Kid" (R)
Badlands "Dreams in the Dark" (R)
Pretty Maids "Long Way to Go"

Saxon "Play It Loud" (R)
L.A. Guns "One More Reason - Live"
D.A.D "ZCMI"
Ace Frehley "Into the Night"

Autograph "Turn up the Radio" (R)
Pantera "Proud to Be Loud"
Dokken "Tooth and Nail"
Black n' Blue "Bombastic Plastic"

Leatherwolf "Spirits in the Wind"


Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
The day before this LE, March 10th, was Foul Mouth Girl's birthday. Happy Birthday, FMG! So this was her birthday show, among other things. Present were, Rick and Josh from The Metallic Onslaught, Raven, Bryan from the band Sorrow Of Batavia, briefly, Adam and Nikki, for a while, and, Chris, from the band Castle Bravo, currently, he is the drummer, and he was previously in the bands, Lotus Project, and Twilight Kingdom. He was there to talk about and promote Castle Bravo's participation in the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be upcoming the following Saturday. Castle Bravo's music was played. They are cool. Chris, in addition to being in all those bands, is also a former regular weekly co-host of LE, where he was Handy The Handpuppet Of Doom's master. So they reunited Chris with Handy, who has spent most of Chris's absence down Just Joe's pants. Poor Chris! Having to put that on his hand! Handy was his usual loud obnoxious self, even though he is deteriorating a lot, and falling apart, lots of bits of blue felt shedding all over the place. Handy read the show listings, something he used to do sometimes, and made fun of the band names. He especially cracked up, and got everyone else in hysterics as well, at the band called Beard Without A Mustache. Handy got tazed by Raven, and he liked it a lot, so he has something in common with Jeffie! Chris, however, did not want to be tazed. At 2:00, Derek Rush, from the band Dream Into Dust, as well as many other bands and projects, phoned in for an extended interview, before, during, and, after which, three of his songs were played. They are cool. There is a campaign going to get the next album going, a preorder, with bonuses, through kickstarter.com, which you can participate in if you like his work and want to help him out, which you should, because, as I said, his work is cool, he is on facebook, which has the links to that, and he is also on youtube. This was also the night when we set the clocks ahead one hour to go back on Day Light Savings Time, so, at 2:00, it became 3:00, meaning of course that this LE was an hour shorter, only five hours instead of six. Bummer! Normally, this is the one night a year, when we pay tribute to glam, by giving it a whole hour, the hour from 2:00 to 3:00. Just Joe always gets all happy on this night, because he, like me, is a glam lover. However, unlike me, he is both not smart enough, and has no memory, so forgets every year, that there is no 2:00 to 3:00 this night, so he always winds up disappointed. But this year, the Derek Rush interview, took place at 2:00, and other stuff was going on in that hour, the stuff with Chris and Handy. So Azkath told Just Joe that FMG had been given that hour for her birthday, and that is where it had gone. But, the final hour, which is usually The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, tonight was more of an old rock hour, some of which was a little on the glam side, including Autograph's "Turn Up Your Radio", which was requested, and, after some debate, Azkath very reluctantly played, to kind of make up for skipping our tribute to glam. Chris sang "Happy Birthday To You" to FMG earlier in the night, which was nice, except for Just Joe's screeched accompaniment. There was one segment of Movie Time, with everyone participating, although not everyone had seen movies. Just Joe, once again, had not, because he has been watching "Amazing Stories"...

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Extreme Spanking - Macrh 18, 2012 from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Just Joe was not there, and Kal was, prompting immediate suspicion that Kal had had something to do with why Just Joe was absent. He denied it, but no one believed him. Also there were, Raven, Adam, Nikki, and, Adam's friend Chad, whom Azkath has renamed Kyle, saying he looks like a Kyle. It was Adam's birthday. Happy Birthday, Adam! Azkath said they were going to give Adam extreme birthday spankings, a new twist to the birthday spankings. Adam was given a barbed wire crown to wear. As he wore this, Kal was the first one to give him extreme spankings, with the cane that was used before The Boomstick, as The Boomstick had gotten broken on Rick, Rick is tough. After a set of music, it was Foul Mouth girl and Nikki's turn to give Adam his extreme spankings, and then, after a while, which took longer than anticipated, thanks to Kal, would come the last part, Azkath and Raven would give Adam his extreme spankings. Adam wore the barbed wire crown for all of his extreme birthday spankings. Azkath played Adam a special set of three comedy birthday songs. He also had them all watch "The Retardatron", a compilation of truly disgusting, stupid, and, disturbing stuff that scarred everyone there, probably for life. Kal had brought a walking stick with him. He still has never found his hat with the big crab on it, the crab named Lamar, after they hid it from him a few weeks ago. Now they asked him where his walking stick was. He realized they had hidden that on him too. You would think he would learn the obvious lesson, if you like, treasure, or value anything, do not, under any circumstances, bring it to LE, because it will surely be lost, broken, ruined. He did eventually find the walking stick, however, with help from Azkath. They kept asking Kal where Just Joe was, and he kept insisting he didn't know. There were two segments of Movie Time, but not many people there had seen anything. There was a segment where Azkath reviewed a book about mathematics, and concepts of reality. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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03-25-12 LE Rick is Tough from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Present were, Raven, Kal, and Rick, Randy, and, Ken from The Metallic Onslaught. Just Joe was absent for the second week in a row. Kal said he had him "snoveling his show", whatever the hell that means, it is Kal. As a result of Russian Roulette, and Rick volunteering, Raven was supposed to give Rick three whacks with the cane, but she hit him so hard on the first one that she broke the cane. Rick did say that he had felt that, and it did make an impressive sound, but Rick made no reaction sound wise at all, he is tough. So now both the cane, and The Boomstick, are broken, both broken on Rick, so I guess something new will have to be made to smack people with. As a result of that same Russian Roulette, Raven had to go down into the basement, and listen to some of "Lulu", the Metallica with Lou Reed album, a fate no one should have to endure. Randy said he would go with her, because no one should have to go through that alone, but that was just his cover reason, his real reason, which he doesn't want to admit, because it exposes what truly horrible taste he has in things, and just how screwed up he is, is that he really likes Lulu. Azkath decided to have some fun with Randy. Azkath can very easily hypnotize Randy, but Randy refuses to believe that he can be hypnotized, so Azkath decided to mess with him. He got him to believe that Ken, who weighs over three hundred pounds, and is bald, was a gorgeous woman, and that Randy was going to pursue her aggressively. Randy started giving Ken a back rub, and then started undressing him. Azkath snapped him out of it, and a shocked and horrified Randy ran away screaming. Apparently Ken was now in the mood, because he now kept molesting Randy with an old balloon that looked unsettlingly like a condom, Ken kept putting that in Randy's face, to Randy's great discomfort. Then Azkath made Randy think other things, that Kal was his dad, and that he was extremely upset with him for groping a big bald dude. That Raven was his mom, and that she, too, was extremely upset with her son. That Kal was his adopted father, Rick was his biological father, and that all of his parents were extremely upset and disappointed with him. Randy kept insisting to all of his parents that he swore there had been a beautiful girl there, and that that was who he thought he had been getting it on with, and his parents kept yelling at him, telling him that he was a major disappointment, and that he was grounded for life. Then Azkath made Randy believe that there was a shoggoth in the basement, and that he needed to go remove it. Randy came back upset, he said he was dead, that the shoggoth had eaten him. They tried to tell him he was alive, but he insisted that he couldn't be, because the shoggoth had eaten him. He also believed at one time that he was insane. Then Azkath snapped him out of it, making him believe that none of it had happened. But he got bored with a sane Randy, and made him believe that every single thing had really happened. Randy was back to being insane, and broken. Rick and Ken took him home, Rick telling Randy that father said it was time to go home. They led a rambling Randy away. Kal had a new hat with a big crab on it, as he never found the one that they had hidden from him a few weeks back. They took this one, too, Rick, Randy, and, Ken, kept it away from him. Azkath handed it back to him, but Kal flipped him off, prompting Azkath to call Kal a jerk. There were two segments of Movie Time, with everyone there participating. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... Kal was warned that he better have Just Joe back next week, because then they would be celebrating National Joe Day, and they needed Just Joe for that, so, if he was not there, they would beat him out of Kal...

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4-8-12 Last Exit's We Love Satan Easter Celebration from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
It was Easter Sunday, which meant of course that it was a We Love Satan Show, with all the music about, for, and to, Satan. Now, every Easter since Just Joe has been here, Just Joe has been The Easter Bunny, and he always meets with an awful fate and gets killed in some horrible ways, but, being that it is Easter, he is always resurrected, by pouring water over him, which miraculously brings him back to life. But this time it was decided that Just Joe had suffered enough, and that someone else should be The Easter Bunny who gets sacrificed. It would be Rick. Also present for this night were, Adam, Nikki, and, Adam's friend Chad, whom Azkath has renamed Kyle. At first Just Joe wanted to be The Easter Bunny, he never can remember the horrible things that happen to him on Easter, but Azkath showed him all the recaps of Easters past, and he was okay with someone else being The Easter Bunny this time. So Just Joe was told to kill The Easter Bunny. He tried to throw him down the stairs, but Rick threw him down instead, killing him. They had to put the bunny ears on him, pour water over him and revive him, you can't be resurrected unless you are wearing the bunny ears. Then Adam and Chad/Kyle were told to kill The Easter Bunny, who had a basket of eggs and everything. They tried, twice, and Rick killed them, twice. And, the first time, the water revived them, although, as they were now running low on water, Just Joe provided his own liquid, you don't want to know, and neither did they, they were also covered in eggs, which The Easter Bunny had thoughtfully given them, but the second time, they did not revive, so Rick stashed them in the trunk of his car. As per the results of Russian Roulette, Just Joe had to eat his way out of a whole cabinet full of Peeps. That made him super hyper, then he crashed, so they fed him Peeps which he had regurgitated, there was a lot of that, Just Joe reported that they tasted about the same the second time around. Then Azkath beat Just Joe down with a garbage can, for being too hyper, the can was full, so trash went everywhere. The night was drawing near to a close, and no one had managed to kill The Easter Bunny, Rick is just too tough. Azkath said that their needed to be a sacrificial killing, and a resurrection to save Easter. Rick had an idea, he put the bunny ears on Just Joe, who didn't want them, and then chopped him, killing him. They resurrected Just Joe, and so Easter was saved! There were two segments of Movie Time, with some people participating, some had not seen anything. Just Joe had, actually. The last Hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, with the Rare Obscure And Classic Music being about, for, and, to, Satan, of course! So, whatever you are celebrating or not celebrating, or doing, or not doing at this time, have a fun filled time whatever it is!

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Recap by Fire Eater WizardJust Joe was absent, no one new where he was. They hoped his new house had not been stolen, that was why he had been absent for a couple weeks recently, his house was stolen, not any of his stuff, just the house from around it. Present were, Rick, Randy, And, Ken, all from The Metallic Onslaught, and also Raven, for part of the night. Rick, Randy, And, Ken were there for most of the night, until almost the last hour. They asked Raven if she was responsible for Just Joe not being there. She was vague on that. Ken kept using the phrase "chop chop", as in hurry up, all night long. So, before he left, Azkath decided to take him literally, and gave him some hard wrestling chops to the chest. As Rick, Randy, and, Ken were getting ready to leave and drive home, Azkath hypnotized Randy and told him that, every five minutes on the way home, he would suddenly see Ken as a beautiful woman, and would hit on him. Rick said that Ken would be the one driving, so Azkath took it back. He put Randy under again, told him to forget that, now he would think Rick was a gorgeous woman, and constantly try to fondle his boobs. But then he rethought that too, because this would surely lead to Randy's death at the hand of Rick, and we need Randy around, he is too easy to make fun of, due to his terrible taste in things, his girlie tastes. So Azkath put him back under, told him to forget that as well. He told him that, on the ride home, he would think that he was a vampire, the sparkling kind, and that Rick was a sparkling vampire. There were three segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone participating to varying degrees. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... And lots of cool new music was played this night...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Just Joe was back, after a weeks absence, but he didn't want to talk about where he had been. Every time Azkath asked him, which he did a lot of times, Just Joe would either ignore the question, change the subject, or say he didn't want to talk about it. Then Azkath and Just Joe both started screaming. Because DAVE WAS THERE!!! Yes, that's right, the absolute worst co-host in the world ever, was finally here, after not having been for ten months. However, Dave didn't seem to know what they were talking about, he insisted he had only been gone a week. They showed him the date on the computer, but he still wouldn't believe them. So they showed him video recaps of all the things he had missed in almost a year. He finally became distraught, wanting to know what had happened to him, where he had been. The last time we had seen Dave, they had sent him off to look for the aliens that Just Joe had kept insisting he was seeing. But it had turned out that the alien thing had all been a hoax, a trick made up by Just Joe. So, as to where Dave has been, and why he has no memory of the past almost year, who knows? Dave became more and more agitated and confused. He didn't stay too long, he said he needed to go find people he knew and find out where he had been, or something. So he rushed out, oddly, ripping off his clothes as he went, don't know what that was all about, and that is probably the last we will see of him for another year, he does live up to his title of worst co-host in the world so well! In fact, Azkath and Just Joe, once Dave had gone, began to question if Dave had even really been there at all, or if it had been a mass hallucination. Actually, that probably is more likely than that Dave was really there. Who knows? Mark Anbinder, long time WVBR personality, was there for one break, he told us what movies he has seen recently, and talked about movies in general for a bit, some soon coming out ones and such. There were two other official segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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04-29-12 LE Dave vs Raven from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Just Joe was not there. But Dave, the absolute worst co-host in the world, was amazingly actually there for two whole weeks in a row, which I think may be a record for him! Congratulations! Also there were, Rick and Ken from The Metallic Onslaught, and Raven, who arrived later in the middle of the night. Before she got there, Dave was saying how he would like to spank her. So, Azkath told him to go for it. He did get in one spank, then she knocked him out with a kick to the face. Then everyone beat on Dave. When he came to, he was quite confused. They told him he should try spanking Raven again next time. Dave wondered how he had gotten the foot print on his face. He left, still confused. There were two segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone participating. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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Just Joe was back, after a weeks absence, and he still will not say where he was when he was not there. Dave, the worst co-host in the world, after being there a whole two weeks in a row, was not there. Well, he did set a record there, three weeks in a row I guess was just too much to expect. Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, was there. Mike, formerly of that great band Ayurveda, dropped by to talk about his new project. It is a band that features three out of the five members of Ayurveda, but has a very different sound and style. The band is called Photoreal. LE had two songs of their's, and they both were played. Mike talked about the band, how it came to be, and what it will be doing in the near future. It is a cool band. There was a segment of Movie Time, Just Joe only had one movie to contribute, despite having had two weeks to watch stuff. Maybe if we knew why he is absent when he is, we could excuse this, since he won't tell us, we will just go with it is because he sucks. Azkath reviewed a book he had read, About the author, John Keel's trip through India, and that region. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... And Just Joe showed off his injuries he had received on The Metallic Onslaught the night before, celebrating No Pants Day there, when Jeffie had shaved Just Joe's ass... With a weed whacker... Just Joe showed everyone at LE how his injury looked a day later...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Rick, Randy, and, Ken, all from The Metallic Onslaught, well except Ken, were there. Also there were two members of the band Spater, Terry, and Dave. Dave is also the founder of The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which would be the following Saturday, and which The Metallic Onslaught would be hosting. This is The Fest's 7th year. Spater and nineteen other bands would be performing. Spater had also brought their brand new CD, which you could also get at The Fest. Many tracks from it were played. They rock, www.spaterrock.com is their website, and, www.spaterrock.com/flmetalfest is the website for, you guessed it, The Finger Lakes Metal Fest. Azkath hypnotized Randy. He put him to sleep, and meant to have him start doing the Meanie dance, possibly half naked... But the music he wanted to play for him to dance to refused to play for some reason, well, we later learned the reason, Azkath had forgotten to push the button. This prompted Azkath to say "what is this, screw the host night!?", and Randy, still under, took that as a command, and got up saying "screw the host", "screw the host". Azkath fought him, but Randy kept on coming, err, maybe that is an unfortunate choice of words, given the situation. Rick took over host duties while Azkath was still trying to fend off Randy, not all that successfully. Azkath pointed out to Randy that Rick was now the host, so he should go screw him. Randy tried. One hit from Rick and Randy was unconscious. He was out for quite a while. When he finally came to, he had no memory of what had just transpired. They told him he had taken a nap, fallen out of his chair, and hit his head, which would account for his headache. Later, for some unknown reason, Randy lapsed into something Azkath had hypnotized him to believe a few weeks ago, that Ken, a three hundred pound bald guy with a goatee, was a gorgeous woman that Randy would pursue. Randy started hitting on Ken. Then he snapped out of it, saw Ken as he was, and freaked out in horror. Ken started coming onto Randy and they fought. Randy clobbered Ken, and they told him, what had he done, he had assaulted a pretty girl. Randy went back to thinking Ken was a girl, and was terrified over what he had done. Russian Roulette was played. Either way someone was going to play Super Happy Fun Time Jumping Off The Roof Game. If a bullet played, Ken would take the plunge, if not, Randy Would. No bullet, even though Randy tried to dispute it. He wouldn't go up on the roof, so Rick and Ken got him up there. But then he refused to jump, so, to paraphrase a song, "Randy's on the house top and won't come down". Finally Ken told Randy there was a spider behind him, Randy jumped in fear, and finally fell off the roof, making a pretty satisfactory thud. Rick and Ken then took him home. Another wimpy metal guy afraid of a tiny little spider! Wait, Randy isn't a metal guy, he had those credentials revoked a long time ago. Never mind. Randy,and Ken were asked a bunch of those theinsanedomain.com questions, in an attempt to find out what is wrong with them. We still don't have the answer, but we are making progress. There was one segment of Movie Time, with everyone participating. Azkath gave two book reviews about aliens, UFOs, and the study of them. The final hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...