The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

This LE fell right on Christmas Day, which only happens every five or six years, depending on The Leap Year. So, of course, it was one of our twice a year We Love Satan Shows, the other one being on Easter Sunday, of course. Present were, EVD, Nathan, and, Bi-Coastal Tim. EVD and Tim were acting very strange, I know what you're thinking, how could you tell, right? But not like their usual selves. They kept wanting to hear Christmas music, getting more and more insistent about it, and demanding to hear Stryper. And, EVD wasn't on his computer, totally absorbed in video games, like he always is, and, his beard was oddly white, almost like Santa's, and both he and Tim just kept staring. They kept insisting that Azkath play Stryper, he kept refusing, but finally gave in and played it. And then we found out that this had all been the work of Satan, who had possessed both EVD and Tim. Well, he is and does evil, and, what's more evil than Stryper, after all!? After Satan told Tim that, as a result of the possession, a part of his body, he didn't say which one, might or might not turn inside out. After Satan had departed, Nathan started acting very strange. I know, again, how could you tell, but he seemed to be trying to solder his orifi shut! By the end of the night he appeared to have soldered one ear shut, and, well, let's just say that the last thing he said was that he needed to poop, and they told him good luck with that! So, it would appear that Satan messed up Nathan, even more than he was already messed up. There were segments of Movie Time, and, of course, this being a We Love Satan Show, most of the music was for and about Satan, but there was some Christmas music, too, all throughout the night, Last Exit style Christmas, weird, disturbing, or funny music, or, Christmas metal. And, so, thus went our special We Love Satan Show it only happens every few years, the Christmas Day one.

-Fire Eater Wizard

It was our Fourth Year Anniversary Post Apocalypse Count Up Show, as the world ended four years ago, even though nothing seemed to change very much, it was promised that it would end, so it must have. Present were, EVD, Bi-Coastal Tim, who was playing the roll of Justin, a.k.a. Twelve Inch, wow, I bet that's the first time Tim's been called that(!), Eric, and, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught". Azkath read everyone's futures with runes, predicting that everyone was going to die in the near future. Well, if they do, people seem to have a weird way of coming back from the dead around here, so, it probably won't be the last we'll see of them. Eric celebrated a Birthday a week ago to this day, on December 11th, Happy Birthday, Eric!!!!!There were segments of Movie Time. And, as this was our Post Apocalypse Show, all the music this night was very dark and doomy...

- Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, Kevin, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", and, R.J.. It was a Tornado Tag Team Show, which meant that, for much Of The Night, sets would consist of a song pick from the people present. Everyone there got several picks, including mine. The band The Good Left Undone, which has a former member of Undead Messengers in it, stopped by. They were going to play five songs, all the songs they have so far, live in The Performance Room, but they broke their snare drum after the first song! They did manage to get two more songs out, but then decided they needed to stop. It sounded great until they had to quit, though. They are a cool band, and Nathan did a great job running the sound as usual. They don't have any of their music recorded yet, they will soon, so nothing from them could be played that way, either. They do rock. Rick and R.J. told us how "The Metallic Onslaught Big Birthday Bash Show", which they had just come from, had gone. It went very well. EVD got a creepy Back rub from R.J.. As we are two weeks from Christmas, throughout the night, sets of Christmas music were played, Christmas metal, and, comedy songs. toward the end of the night, some sets of good rock metal songs were played, bands like old Tesla, Dirty Looks, Badlands, and Dokken. There were segments of Movie Time, Nathan talked about a video game, and Azkath talked about a couple of books as well...

-Fire Eater Wizard

This was EVD's Birthday Show, as this very day was His Birthday. Happy Birthday, EVD! Present were, EVD (good thing!), Just Joe, Nathan, Daryll, Tim, and, Olivia from the band Undead Messengers, Ian, Olivia's brother from the band Corrosive Impact, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", Dave Henninger of the band Spit Nickels. Rick and Dave were there to promote an upcoming show, where Dave's band, along with several others, would be performing, and Rick would be hosting, "The Metallic Onslaught's Birthday Bash", as Rick, Josh, and, Cameron, Spit Nickels's drummer would all be celebrating Birthdays in the upcoming week as well. The band Malignant, who used to be the band Bloodsnot, now minus a member, performed several songs, all of their songs that they have so far, live in The Performance Room. As usual, props to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. Malignant are an instrumental band right now, as Blood Snot was most of the time, although they are open to a vocalist. They rock. You can find them at www.facebook.com/malignant607. After their performance, the band was interviewed. A song from Spit Nickels's CD was played. They are a cool band, you can find them on Facebook. For EVD's Birthday, they got him a present. Just Joe was instructed to go get it, but he brought back the wrong thing, he brought Styrofoam blocks, which he got hit with by EVD. When he finally brought the right present, it was the Valhalla blend of Death Wish coffee, it's very strong, Ian gave him some creamer for it. They played a special Birthday game with EVD, "Who's Touching Me Now", EVD would close his eyes, and have to guess which one of three people was stroking his beard. He was very good at it, he only got it wrong once, when they cheated. Later, Olivia played the game as well. Olivia and Tim had a present for EVD as well. They gave him black and white Duct Tape, and told him he could duct tape them together any way he wanted to. But, actually, it turned out that EVD became the duct tapie, instead of the duct taper, Just Joe duct taped him, Tim, and, olivia all together in a big piece of black foam. Then he tried to give them away out on the porch, but I guess there were no takers. EVD said that Just Joe had done a pretty good job for an amateur duct taper, giving him a six out of ten score with ten being the highest. The Pooh Stick also made an appearance this night, people did disturbing things with it as usual. As we are drawing near to the end of the year, Azkath played sets of music throughout the night that were some of his favorite things released this past year, he didn't get to all of it, he had over two hundred items in his favorites folder. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs were talked about as well. Azkath played the band Steve 'N Seagulls for EVD for His Birthday, because we all know how much EVD LOVES his country music!

- Fire Eater Wizard