The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

Present were, Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim, and, Crappy The Clown. Crappy sang a song on a guitar, a cover of "Dang Me", with a lot of added verses, that never would have been played on radio. There were segments of Movie Time. And, on this night, instead of the last hour being The Old School Hour, like it usually is, this time the last two hours were all old school music...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, Just Joe, Eric, James, Rick and Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim, and, Rob, from the band Thirteen South. Azkath had a challenge for Just Joe. He told him how Jeffie had played my crotch your face on Randy better than anyone ever had, on The Metallic Onslaught, the previous night. So Azkath challenged Just Joe to do that to Randy and see if he could do even better. Just Joe did. Then Rob helped, and it was a double my crotch your face on Randy, one on each side. Azkath said that the double one had topped Jeffie's, congratulations! Then Randy went into the bathroom, and defiled it with his horrible odor. Azkath told them to put Just Joe in there, but Just Joe put up an impressive fight, nearly pulling over the whole desk, which is very heavy, Eric said he could have gotten him in there, but not without having to be in there himself, and he wasn't going to sacrifice himself. Russian Roulette was played. Everyone was assigned a number, if a bullet played on their number, then they would be thrown into the snow. Rob had the number six, which there is no such number in a set of five songs, only it was six songs, because Azkath forgot to randomize the songs after the first one, which he always picks, there was still no bullet so Rob would get thrown in the snow. Azkath told Rob to feel free to take other people down into the snow with him. Rob was thrown in the snow, he threw Eric in as well, but Randy got the worst of it, he was covered in snow, despite putting up a fight. There were many segments of Movie Time, and some TV shows were discussed as well. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, Eric, Tim, Jonathan, from the band Thirteen South, for a little while, for a couple talk breaks, and, Crappy The Clown, who was Crappy tonight, sometimes now he is other personalities. At 2:00, Christine Adams, or IDiivil, as she calls herself, a model, called in for an interview. She is cool. Topics were discussed like wrestling, Crappy is also works in wrestling, and music and bands. There was one segment of Movie Time, with everyone there contributing. The last hour was, mostly, The Old School Hour, some songs in it were not that old...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, Just Joe, and, Tim. As Tim was about to leave, Just Joe was going to DDT him onto a thing, a jagged thing, I can't get any more specific than that, because they didn't, so if you want this to make more sense, yell at them. As Azkath and Just Joe were discussing how best to do that to Tim, Azkath decided to test it out using Just Joe. After he was through doing that, Just Joe was in no condition to do anything to Tim, and asked Tim to DDT himself onto the thing, which, for some reason, Tim never got around to doing, he just left. Topics were discussed like, a "Coast To Coast A.M." episode, and how most people seem to have forgotten what science really means, claiming something is scientific, proved by science, when it really isn't, it may be logical, or make sense, but it hasn't been subjected to the scientific method. There were four segments of Movie Time. The last hour was the Old School Hour...

-Fire Eater Wizard