The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

This was LE's first week in their new studio. It is a very nice studio, everyone seemed to be very pleased with it. Present for this inaugural night were, Eric, Kal, Randy, from the bands Thirteen South, and Chamber Law (he announced this that Chamber Law has a new vocalist), and, Crappy The Clown. Topics were discussed throughout the night, like a scientist saying he has proved that maps couldn't have been written by any peoples that we know of, but refusing to say that could mean that they were made by some lost civilization, The Monsanto company, and the evil that they do, and new huge three thousand ton stone blocks found in Siberia, and wrestling. There were segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Old School Hour, and the final song played was Fields Of The Nephilum's "The Last Exit For The Lost", for the first night in the new studio, the song that gave this program it's name. 

-Fire Eater Wizard

This was the night when we set the clocks ahead, and go on Daylight Savings Time, so this LE was five hours long instead of it's usual six, which we make up in the fall, when we go on Standard Time, and it is a seven hour show. Present were Just Joe, Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, and, Dave, from the band Spater, who is also the founder of the annual Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which The Metallic Onslaught hosts, Spater and seventeen other bands would be performing there, and it is fast approaching, so he promoted that, and music from some of the bands performing there was played. Since next week, LE would be broadcasting from a new studio, leaving behind this one where we have been for fourteen years, and which coincides with my first becoming to know LE fourteen years ago, Azkath said they should destroy this one. Rick threw Just Joe into the wall 'til he went through it. Harold, The Enforcer, arrived, he ass punched Just Joe repeatedly, and broke a record on him. Then they broke a CD player on Harold, on his crotch. The shortened show is when we have our Tribute To Glam Hour, in the hours between two and three, which, of course, there is no such hour, which Just Joe forgets every year, and gets all excited about an hour of glam. He was out for the nonexistent glam hour, and was really bummed when they told him he had missed it. He demanded another glam hour, finally, Azkath played him one glam song, the band Tigertailz. Just Joe said, at the end of the night, that he had filled the tunnels that run below the building with explosives, so nothing would escape them. So they should now run for their lives. So, next week, the new studio. If everyone made it out alive... We shall hear... 

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, James, and, Eric. Topics were discussed throughout the night, like one of the hosts of "Coast To Coast A.M." having been fired, and world events, the situation with Ukraine and Russia. There were segments of Movie Time, and TV shows were discussed as well. And Eric, despite his always claiming that he can't read, talked about a book he is reading, about ancient secrets and truths. He can read, he just doesn't like to. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Karen Crisis, formerly of the band Crisis, called in for an extensive interview, where she discussed her new project, Gospel Of The Witches. Present were, Just Joe, James, and, someone who has not been here in a long while, because he is the worst co-host in the world, that's right, Dave. True to form in keeping with his being the worst co-host in the world, he said he was leaving after only having been there barely an hour. Azkath told him he could not leave until they had given him a proper welcome back, and shown him how much they had missed him... Which they promptly did by beating the crap out of him, and then throwing him in the snow, giving him a thorough snow job. Also there, briefly, he did not speak on air, was Mark. There were segments of Movie Time, and some TV shows, and on-line shows were discussed as well, Just Joe had not seen any movies in two weeks, because he had been watching seasons of one TV show, and one on-line show. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

-Fire Eater Wizard