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2016 Archive

March 13, 2016 - H.P. Lovecraft Tribute

0313160144Present were, EVD, Nathan, Justin / Twelve Inch, and, Kevin. There was a lot of music played inspired by, for, and about, H.P. Lovecraft, as, this coming Wednesday, would mark the seventy ninth year of his death, there was even a recorded reading of one of his stories, "The Music Of Erik Zahn". As Kevin has been here several times now, and nothing bad at all has happened to him, it was decided that it was high time we remedy that. He was given a choice of three things to pick from, The Pooh Stick, Dave's Beard, or, Crappy The Clown's boxers. He picked The Pooh Stick. Then they told him that meant he would have to play the game "The Pooh Stick Goes Where?". Justin attempted to insert The Pooh Stick in various places. Dude, if you only knew where else that thing has been! There was a segment of Movie Time, in which we learned that Kevin and Tim would get along very well, as the movie he reviewed was a sensitive, coming of age movie, which he said made him cry twice...

-Fire Eater Wizard

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March 6, 2016 - Nathan becomes a Man!

0306160111The Thursday before this LE, March 3rd had been Nathan's Birthday, so this LE celebrated that. Present were, Nathan, EVD, Just Joe, Justin, Kevin, and, The Old Man. Nathan got presents, from Just Joe, Nathan's own keys, from Justin, adult diapers, from Kevin, a My Little Pony pillow, from The Old Man, a lap dance. While he was getting his lap dance, Nathan kept asking for help. None came, of course. But, after it was over, Nathan said that he had actually liked his present, and he had asked for help because he was out of singles. Everyone was quite taken aback by this. The Old Man has some songs out, all parodies of songs from the '80's, all about how it is to be old, very gross, lots of talk about bodily functions and fluids. Then they put Nathan in The Demon Box, where he would be Idosed, to face his inner demons. When they asked him what he had seen, he said, ponies. Azkath injected him with DMT, and told Just Joe to put him back in the box. When he came out, he still said he had seen ponies. He didn't seem very upset about it either. They told him he had one last present, The Old Man was his, and he had just been given DMT. Nathan seemed happy with his present. Um, Nathan, Dude, you are SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, I suggest you seek therapy, RIGHT AWAY! The Old School Hour was all music from the year Nathan was born, 1995, he is now 21 and legal. 

-Fire Eater Wizard

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February 28, 2016 - Finger Lakes Metal Fest Announcements

Last ExitPresent were, EVD, Nathan, Justin, AKA Twelve Inch, R.J., Olivia from the band Undead Messengers, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", and, Dave Henninger, formerly of the band Spater. Dave has a new band, Spit Nickels. A couple of songs of theirs were played, they rocked. Dave also is the founder of the annual Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which will be coming up in a couple months, in May. He talked about that, and we learned the lineup of all the bands who will be playing over the two day, free, event, three of which had members present here tonight, Dave's band, of course, Undead Messengers, and Thirteen South. R.J. took Nathan into the bathroom, and Nathan came back walking funny, waddling. Um, ok, I don't even wanna know about whatever went on in that bathroom! There was a set of comedy songs. There was music played off vinyl, both new and old. There was an extended Old School Hour, beginning at 2:00. And there were segments of Movie Time. 

-Fire Eater Wizard

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February 21, 2016 - Joe and EVD run the show...

Psyche CorporationJust Joe and EVD hosted about the first half of the program because Azkath was in New Jersey at Wicked Faire filming Psyche Corporation. Just as Azkath got back, EVD played Europe's "The Final Count Down", claiming it was for Just Joe, because it was one of his favorite songs. Well, it used to be, until, while it was playing, Just Joe got a spinning my crotch your face from three people, well two and a puppet. Now, for some odd reason, hearing that song sends Just Joe into hysterics, which I'm sure is why EVD played it, because he is the Evil Villainous Dude, and from the way he was laughing heartily at Just Joe's pain. Joe ran things through most of the show and played some of his favorite stuff from his time on the show.

-Fire Eater Wizard

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January 24, 2016 - An Abbreviated Adventure...

UndeadSo, due to circumstances beyond our control, this was a shorter show this week. Just as Where Did the Road Go? (Azkath's paranormal themed show that precedes The Last Exit) was about to begin, the power went out. When it came back in over an hour later, a bunch of the equipment malfunctioned. It took Akzath and Tim from Undead Messengers 2 hours to get it all up and running again. So what you have here is the remainder of the night, four hours of, well, whatever we wanted to play. Azkath is joined by Tim, Olivia, and Daryl of Undead Messengers and RJ from Thirteen South, as well as Tim Binder...

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January 17, 2016 - Randy's 50th Birthday!

Randy's BirthdaySo this was Randy's 50th birthday, and I wanted to make it extra special for him. So I invited Sloth, Big Dave, and Just Joe, and boy was it special. Randy got lapdances from Dave and Sloth and Motorboated by Sloth, yet he didn't seem to like that as much as I expected. Sloth proclaimed that he wanted to wear Dave's Beard. Well, once he saw Dave's beard (which we ripped off about a year and half ago with duct tape), he changed his mind. Never have seen the Sloth so NOT want to do something...  He got it later though, while giving Randy a lapdance, I (Azkath) slipped up behind them and strapped it on Sloth's face. For some reason Sloth drugged Dave, and took him away. We have no idea why or what he did with him. Then came time for the mummification, since Randy was now old enough to be a mummy. Since we had no cloth, EVD took out his duct tape and went to work. Once Randy was mummified, hands to his side, we sat him down and I thrust Just at him crotch first. For some reason, Randy did not enjoy this game of crotch to face, so we tried with with Sloth. Still, no, Randy claimed to not be enjoying himself. Hard to please some people I guess. Ah, well, enjoy the show and videos...

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