Seriah Azkath

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January 8, 2012

January 8, 2012 - What is up with Tim?

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Static People "Save the Worst"
Nightwish "I Want My Tears Back"
Combat "Age of Dischord"
Antropofago "Panic Room"

The YTriple Corporation "Enemy Engagement"
Destroy the Evidence "Emulex / Citadel"
Oxxo Xoox "Ama"
Blood Mortalized "Shadow of the Quarter Sun"

Forgotten Souls "Dustwalker"
Kenos "Lysergic Spyral"
Mike (A)! "Family Tree"
Burn Everything "Because Airports and Hospitals"
11th Hour "Bury Me"

The Dreadnaughts "Knife to the Eye"
Replacire "Price to Pass"
Saltillo "A Necessary End"
Scythe of Dante "Wake Up"
Face to Face "Bombs Away"
The Devil's Blood "The Madness of Serpents"

Nabaath "(Doom to the Darkness)"
Nekromantheon "Coven of the Minotaur"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Disney Song"
Reign of Vengeance "As Seen on TV"
We Die Tonight "Best Dressed in Blasphemy"

Where She Wept "A Dangerous Neglect"
Frank Turner "One Foot Before the Other"
Munruthel "The Temple of the Skull"
My Ruin "Highly Explosive"
Disguise "I Am Alone"

Eat a Helicopter "Maggot Mouth"
Hammerhorde "Riders of Annihilation"
Hydrogen Jukebox with the Ne'redowells "Karl Roulston: Dig Me When the Dirt Dies"
Beehler "Organized Mayhem"

Arhideus "Electric Butterflies"
Iron Fire "Enter Oblivion"
Power Salad "Corned Beef and Cabbage"
Immolith "Torch of Baphomet"
Exxplorer "The Vengenace"

Cathedral "Open Mind Surgery"
Iron Maiden "Sanctuary (Friday Rock Show 1979)" (R)
Elitist "Cult Malevolence"
Attitude Adjustment "Satan's God"
Devo Spice "I Am the Doctor"

Joe Thrasher "Out for Blood"
Vore "Throne to the Wolves"
Legions of Crows "Bullshit Acres"
The MFC Dragon Slayer Project "Let's Unite in Rock"
Black Sabbath "Snowblind" (R)
Ookla the Mok "Go to Bed"

Matrikhore "Melting"
Primal Fear "Good Guys Wear Black"
One-Eyed Doll "Syvia"
Metalian "Wasteland"
Mollo / Martin "Cirque Du Freak"

Ritual "Drowning in the Sea"
Spellblast "In the Name of Odin"
The Kandidate "Beyond the Mind, Sleep You'll Find"
Ozzy Osbourne "Diary of a Madman" (R)

Flatbacker "Cut Me Dead"
Watchtower "The Eldritch"
Savage Blade "Silver Ghost"
Vendetta "Brain Damage (Live)
Motorhead "I Ain't No Nice Guy" (R)

Ice Age "Making My Mark"
Salem's Wych "Time Is No More"
Maniac "Bell of Doom"
Dangerous Toys "Demon Bell (The Ballad of Horace Pinker)" (R)
Dagger's Edge "Cloak and Dagger"

Alice Cooper "Gail / Roses on White Lace" (R)
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Tim was there, as was Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Adam, Nikki, and Kyle. Adam got repeatedly hit in the face with a cookie sheet by Nikki, 'til he was totally down and out, and seeing stars, lots and lots of stars. There were three segments of Movie Time, with everyone participating in various ones. There were some discussions of the paranormal, along with some good suggestions to be checked out if you are interested in it. Azkath had a ton of new music, so much he didn't think he could fit it all in in one show, even a six hour one, so a lot of very cool new music was played. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, and, for that, Azkath had some really cool, hard to find selections... Also, last week, Lance had been severely traumatized by having Just Joe's scrotum in his face. Then Tim, but not girlie Tim, manly, angry, Jerk Tim had taken him home, as they had driven there together. Tim had said he was going to do more things to please Satan, angry Tim had been brought out because he had also been humped by Just Joe, although Lance had definitely gotten the worst of that experience! Tim had called in again, just like when he had left on Christmas, also saying he was going to please Satan, cackling maniacally, and Lance was screaming for help. Lance was not there tonight, but Azkath said he had spoken with him... He said Lance said Tim had been driving at like a hundred and ten miles an hour, that he was not only texting on his own phone while he was doing that, but that he also grabbed Lance's phone to call in on, so he was on two phones, he was throwing stuff left and right out of the car, and he was trying to throw Lance out of the car. So poor Lance had a really horrible night that night, first getting tea bagged by Just Joe, which is bad enough to scar one for life all on it's own, and then enduring the ride home from hell with angry Tim. When Tim is his girlie self, like he was tonight, he doesn't remember the stuff he does when he is angry Tim. He said he thought he might have possibly been going just a tad, like maybe two miles, if even that over the speed limit, and he speculated that perhaps Lance was only traumatized because of what had happened to him before they left, the Just Joe thing. So Tim is like our version of The Incredible Hulk... Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!

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January 15, 2012

January 15, 2012 - Jeff from Birth A.D.

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For a good portion of the night we had Jeff from Birth AD and Averse Sephira in studio with us...

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LAW "Empirical Observations of Human Relationships with Implications for Evolution Theory"
Shear "Scorched"
Kartikeya "Mahayuga"
Careless "Blackened Walls of Freedom"

Drop Head "Fighting for Air"
Wykked Wytch "The Ultimate Deception"
Sodomizer "Let Satan Take Your Soul"
Oxxo Xoox "Lini"

Birth A.D. "This Scene Sucks"
Combat "Blessings from the Death Saint"
Static People "Bleed You"
Everything Went Black "Gods of Atlantis"
Anthrax "Armed and Dangerous"

Drop Head "Come Back to Me"
The YTriple Corporation "NML Dual Interaction"
The Sacrificed "Behold the Power of God"
RAM "Flame of the Tyrants"

Birth A.D. "Kill Everybody"
Temple "The Algol Planet"
Hellcannon "Sacrifice by Fire"
Divot "Amnesia"

Birth A.D. "Cause Problems"
Ava Inferi "The Living End"
Dead Icons "No Pain Goes Unpunished"
Slasher "Pray for the Dead"
The Objex "Retribution"

The Moor "Antikythera"
Thunderkraft "Dance of the Dead"

Earth A.D. "Blew Up the Embassy"
Averse Sefira "Viral Kinesis"
Ignitor "The Last King Tiger"
El Caco "Go Forward"
Consortium Project "The Ark (of the Covenant)"

Blood Ceremony "Into the Coven"
Nabaath "Black Ancient Forces"

Earthbound "Evil Under the Sun"
Charetta "Distraction"
Undergang "Old Man"
Kalibas "On With the Puppet Show"
Plecto Aliquiem Capite "Cemetary of the Deep"
Lay Siege "Glitches"

** Old School Hour **

Malteze "Rain"
Hanker "Far from the Cradle"
Ice Age "Making My Mark"
End of Man "Invocation of the Flesh"

Phantom "Turbocharged / Wolves at the Door"
Judas Priest "Breaking the Law"
Krokus "Long Stick Goes Boom"
Oz "Search Lights"
VoiVod "Blower"

Worm Quartet "Spatula - Live"
Vendetta "On the Road"
Pyogenesis "Lost in Revery"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Keith, the vocalist and bass player for the band Drop Head was there for the first few talk breaks. Tracks from his band's CD were played. They rock, www.drop-head.com is their website. Jeff, from the band Birth A.D., and Mike, from Pyramid Sound, the studio where Jeff's band is recording, were there for most of the night. This LE resembled more a talk show than a music one, as Jeff proved to be someone with a lot of interesting things to say. He could probably be a stand up comedian, he said a lot of very funny things about metal music, and did a lot of really funny impressions of metal musicians. Also, in the course of his conversation, he got the talk turned to politics and social issues and there were long discussions of those. Then there was a lengthy discussion on the music, and media industry, and their refusal to except the changing landscape for their products, and their trying to stop it, instead of learning to adapt to it and embrace it. And the state of music today was also discussed. Lots of tracks from Birth A.D.'s CD were played. They rock, www.birthad.com is their website, and they are on facebook, myspace, and youtube. Also present for this LE were, Tim, Lance, and Rick from The Metallic Onslaught. Lance told us about his nightmare ride home with Tim a couple weeks ago. In their attempts to make Tim more manly, they have apparently broken him, whenever he is angry Tim, he completely changes. Most of the time he is himself, but when he is angry Tim... Lance said he had been driving like a maniac, and had even punched him in the mouth, punched Lance, his best friend, when he told him to take it easy and slow down. Rick said Tim had been fine when he drove him home last week. When Tim is himself, he doesn't remember what angry Tim did, so he denied what Lance was claiming. Lance did have a swollen lip, though, which would suggest that he was telling the truth. Tim said that he was going to warm up the car, he would be driving Lance and Rick home. He went out. Soon an angry sounding Tim kept shouting for them to come on already! Hurry up! Get out here! Now! Lance said that was exactly how he had sounded the night of the ride home from hell, and did not want to get in the car with him. They told him Rick would be there, Rick could take Tim, and protect Lance if need be. So they left, and I guess we shall hear how they fared at some point. There were three segments of Movie Time with Tim, Lance, and Rick participating in the first one. Just Joe had seen no movies this week, he finished watching the TV series "Lost". Foul Mouth Girl contributed two movies to the last segment. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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January 22, 2012

January 22, 2012 - Raven's Debut...

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Ayurveda "H. Luminous"

Just a Memory "Battlefield"
Trillium "Bow to the Ego"
Tornado "Ignorance is Thy Name"
Earthbound "The Slave"

Shining "The Madness and the Damage Done"
Pharoah "The Spider's Thread"
I Exist "Black Unicorn"
Alcest "Autre Temps"
Aborted "Our Father, Who Art of Feces" (R)

Hangman's Heart "The Blame"
The Devil's Blood "Cruel Lover" (R)
77 "Are You Ready for Rock 'n' Roll"
Static People "Bleed You"
Astral Doors "Pearl Harbor"

Worm Quartet "You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez"
JBO "Rocker's Creed"
Frank Turner "Nights Become Days"
Combat "This Place of Torn"
Saltillo "A Necessary End"

Drop Head "Drag Me Away"
Liverteer "That which is Not Given but Taken"
Hellcannon "Raiders of the Waste"
Birth AD "Equal Opportunity"
Iron Fire "Dreams of the Dead Moon"

Worm Quartet "Great Idea for a Song"
No Redemption "Kill to Forget"
Vestibules "Joe's Sex Shop"
Chainfist "Edge of the World"
Coldworker "Vacuum Fields"
Riotgod "Slow Death"

Just a Memory "Runaway"
Order of the Dead "What Humans Remain"
Burn Everything "Kenny Jihad"
Alekhine's Gun "Gutwrench"
The Objex "RSVP"

Hangman's Heart "Brody James - Live"
Ebony Sorrow "A Prayer without Faith"
Shear "Someone Else's Eyes"
Dead Icons "The Longer You Wait"
Charetta "Fighting Blind"

Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce"
Worm Quartet "Getting Shot in the Face Sucks"
Worm Quartet "Dandelions Suck"
Worm Quartet "Wookie Weenie"
Worm Quartet "Yak Aquarium"
Worm Quartet "Corn"
Worm Quartet ""Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler"
God Seed "Wound Upon Wound - Live"
Slasher "Hate"
Sulaco "Dingy Metropolis"
Majestic Downfall "The Blood Dance"

Nekrogoblikon "Bears"
Ana Kefr "In the House of Distorted Mirrors"
Hydrogen Jukebox / David Lawton "American Innovation"
Zeroking "Dead Rock Star"
Drophead "Fighting for Air"

Dead On "Beat a Dead Horse"
Cannibal Corpse "Buried in the Back Yard" (R)
Turbonegro "Hobbit Motherfuckers"
Guillotine "Crucifixion"
Sweet Cheater "Tear Out Your Heart"

Pyogenesis "Still Burn in Fire"
Crumbsuckers "Jimmies Dream"
Phantom "Queen of the Damned"
Jag Panzer "Sworn to Silence"
Deaf Dealer "Tribute to a Madman"

Hanoi Rocks "Up Around the Bend" (R)
Evildead "Sloe-Death"
Oliver Magnum "Silent Scream (Prelude to Death)"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Kal was there. He said he would have been there last week, but someone had stolen the fly wheel out of his car so it wouldn't work. Kal blamed Just Joe for this. Just Joe denied it, but he acted really suspicious, and his protests were not very believable. Azkath gave Just Joe a Joe Challenge. He had to try to get the girl Kal had brought with him into the basement. Just Joe did it easily by saying there was candy in the basement. Turns out, there really was candy in the basement, Just Joe came back extremely hyper active from eating all the candy. Later, Azkath played the music that makes Just Joe think that he's a porn star whenever he hears it. When it stops playing, he snaps out of it, and doesn't remember why he is naked, or why he is molesting people. Kal was dancing to the porn music, too, and was getting waaaay too into it, and he was never hypnotized to do so, so he has no excuse. Kal, you were enjoying, um, getting friendly with a naked Just Joe waaaay too much! What the hell is wrong with you!!?? Just Joe later said that strange things had been happening to him, he said someone kept gluing things to his ceiling, different stuff every day. He blamed Kal for this, seeing as how Kal had once glued all his windows and doors shut. Kal denied this, just as he had denied the doors and windows thing, but his protests don't sound very sincere either, and are not very convincing. There was a segment of Movie Time. Just Joe had actually seen a movie to contribute, but Kal had seen nothing. Why not, Kal, after all, you were stuck at home with a non functioning car, you should have had lots of time to watch movies. Probably he was busy gluing stuff to Just Joe's ceiling. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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January 29, 2012

January 29, 2012 - Hammer Time...

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Earthbound "Heather"
Machine Head "Be Still and Know"
Vektor "Venus Project"

Vektor "Dark Creations, Dead Creators"
Lamb of God "The Number Six" (R)
Nightwish "Turn Loose the Mermaids"
Dunderbeist "Lucifer Eyes"
Leverage "Ribozyme"

Void Moon "The Word and the Abyss"
Dawn of Ashes "Farewell to the Flesh"
Cirque Du So What? "Stupid Cowboy Thing"
Ghoul "Blood Feast"
Oz "Turn the Cross Upside Down"

Drop Head "Inside My Head"
Evildead "Annihilation of Civilization"
Faith or Fear "System is Armed"
Stephan Forte "Spiritual Bliss"
Divot "Ojo Del Avion"

Eluveitie "Prologue / Helvetios"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "The Innocence of Devils"
Oxxo Xoox "Lini"
Nabaath "Blastbirth of the Universe"
Saltillo "Backyard Pond"
Hatriot "The Fear Within"

Amoral "This Never Ending Game"
Cult of the Fox "Letters of the Fire and Sword"
Careless "Curtains"
Pandora's Toybox "Sir Reveberal Cortex"
The Objex "Criminal State"
Static People "You Know It's There"

Legacy "Reign of Terror"
Crisis "Secrets of the Prison House"
One Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Clearwater Deathblow "Reduced to Juice"
Avec Tristesse "As Years Pass By"

Panzie "Rock n' Roll Hammer"
The Plankboys "Vulgar"
Alcest "Beings of Light"
Tornado "Priesthood Pedophilia"

Drop Head "Metal Gods"
Devestation "Drink Till We Die"
Hellcannon "Sacrificed by Fire"
Dead "Purfumes of Doom"
The Devil's Blood "Die the Death"

Worm Quartet "Vampire Penguins (Repenged 2011)"
Drakkar "Encounter"
Shining "Gortex Weather Report"
Shear "Crowned by Fools"
Church of Misery "Megalomania"

Black Flag "T.V. Party"
The Vestibules "Bulbous Bouffant"
Warlock "Fight for Rock" (R)
The Misfits "Some Kinda Hate" (R)
Antrax "Capalism is Cannibalism"
Anti-Nowhere League "So What"

Turbonegro "A Dazzling Display of Talent"
Phantom "Bonecrusher"
Mad Max "Never Say Never"
Crimson Glory "Queen of the Masqurade - Live"

Black Task "Sex and Destruction"
7 Seconds "Walk Together, Rock Together"
Circle Jerks "Beat Me Senseless"

DRI "Dead in a Ditch"
Onslaught "Welcome to Dying"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Keith from the band Drop Head was therefor about half of the program. Kal was there, and a girl he brings with him who hasn't given us anything to call her yet so, I will call her, the girl Kal brings with him, because I am truly such a creative and original thinker, she was there as well. Just Joe however, he was not there, or at least not 'til much later than he usually arrives, he didn't get there 'til 2:30, almost half the program was over. Kal was wearing a really weird hat, it had a crab on top of it! He said the crab was named Lamar. Um, Ok, Kal, whatever! Kal kept getting picked on about the crab. When Just Joe finally did arrive, he blamed Kal for his absence. Last week, Kal had accused Just Joe of sabotaging his car so he hadn't been able to get to LE two weeks ago. Just Joe had accused Kal of randomly gluing things to his ceiling, a different thing every day. Just Joe said that was still going on, and he still blamed Kal, but now he also blamed Kal for something else. He said he had been watching TV, and then, suddenly, everything had gotten very blurry. He said his contacts had gone missing, and he blamed Kal. Kal denied it, and, really, it is kind of hard to believe that Just Joe wouldn't notice that Kal was at his house, that he was removing his contacts from his eyes. I mean, really, wouldn't you notice if suddenly someone was there who wasn't before, and they took the contacts right out of your eyes as you were watching TV?! Just Joe said Kal had licked his eyes to remove them. Again, wouldn't you notice if, on top of everything I just said, they were licking your eyeballs?! All this was pointed out to Just Joe, but he said that Kal had licked his eyeballs before, and that, the more you do something, the better you get at it, so Kal could have gotten really good at it. Well, I guess that is true, but still, anyone would notice something like that! Anyone would, but we are talking about Just Joe here, he is not like anyone else, he is truly like no one, so, maybe... Something was done that hadn't been in a long time... They played Russian Roulette. Russian Roulette, is where a set of music is played, and the computer randomly picks the songs. A bullet is any cheesy glam hair band '80's song, any overly played song that made it to the mainstream, or two cover songs. If any of that occurs, a penalty is given to someone. Tonight, the rules were thus... If a bullet played on an even number, Kal would have to take the penalty. If it fell on an odd number, Just Joe would have to take it, which is fitting, because Just Joe is certainly very odd, although, honestly, Kal is, too. If no bullet played, then Keith would get to decide who would take the punishment. And just what was the punishment I'm sure you are all asking? Either Just Joe, or Kal, would have to lie down on the floor, have a DVD player placed on top of them, and the girl Kal brought with him would pound on the DVD player with a giant hammer, and, of course, that means on the person lying under it, until the DVD player was broken. No Bullet. So Keith picked Kal, because of the crab. In fact, he wanted Kal to take off the crab hat, put it under the DVD player, so the crab would get hammered. See, Kal, what wearing stupid head wear can get you, Keith probably would have picked Just Joe, Just Joe has sat on his lap many times, if not for your crab. So the girl Kal brought with him repeatedly whacked the DVD player, the crab, excuse me, Lamar, and Kal, with the giant hammer. It took quite a few whacks to thoroughly break it. Then Just Joe started beating on Kal with the broken DVD player for stealing his contacts, and gluing stuff to his ceiling. Kal fought back with the broken DVD player, and they brawled. The girl Kal brought with him had brought a taser, and Just Joe got zapped with it. For a while, he appeared to be dead. Later on, he got knocked out with it again, and The girl tied his shoe laces together while he was out. There were two segments of Movie Time, with everybody participating at some point, well, everyone except for Just Joe, he hadn't seen any movies. He has now finished viewing the TV series "Lost", but now he is working his way through the TV series "Fringe". The last hour of the program was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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