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March 26, 2017 - Justin's Birthday and Undead Messengers Live in Studio

0326170423.jpgUndead Messengers from Corning, NY, return to play live with their most recent line up. It was also Justin's birthday. We played some cool music for him, and celebrated his birthday Last Exit style... Toni from RADII came by, and brought some more Magnetic Eye Records stuff for us to play... Oh and at the end of the night, Peter from the Salt Creek Show came in and reminded us it was National Joe Day. Um. We forgot. Just Joe was NOT happy. He almost always misses National Joe Day, but he was there, and we forgot about it. He blamed Justin for having his birthday celebration on the same weekend and swore revenge...

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December 4, 2016 - Malignant Live and EVD's Birthday

EVD's Birthday

This was EVD's Birthday Show, as this very day was His Birthday. Happy Birthday, EVD! Present were, EVD (good thing!), Just Joe, Nathan, Daryll, Tim, and, Olivia from the band Undead Messengers, Ian, Olivia's brother from the band Corrosive Impact, Rick from "The Metallic Onslaught", Dave Henninger of the band Spit Nickels. Rick and Dave were there to promote an upcoming show, where Dave's band, along with several others, would be performing, and Rick would be hosting, "The Metallic Onslaught's Birthday Bash", as Rick, Josh, and, Cameron, Spit Nickels's drummer would all be celebrating Birthdays in the upcoming week as well. The band Malignant, who used to be the band Bloodsnot, now minus a member, performed several songs, all of their songs that they have so far, live in The Performance Room. As usual, props to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. Malignant are an instrumental band right now, as Blood Snot was most of the time, although they are open to a vocalist. They rock. You can find them at www.facebook.com/malignant607. After their performance, the band was interviewed. A song from Spit Nickels's CD was played. They are a cool band, you can find them on Facebook. For EVD's Birthday, they got him a present. Just Joe was instructed to go get it, but he brought back the wrong thing, he brought Styrofoam blocks, which he got hit with by EVD. When he finally brought the right present, it was the Valhalla blend of Death Wish coffee, it's very strong, Ian gave him some creamer for it. They played a special Birthday game with EVD, "Who's Touching Me Now", EVD would close his eyes, and have to guess which one of three people was stroking his beard. He was very good at it, he only got it wrong once, when they cheated. Later, Olivia played the game as well. Olivia and Tim had a present for EVD as well. They gave him black and white Duct Tape, and told him he could duct tape them together any way he wanted to. But, actually, it turned out that EVD became the duct tapie, instead of the duct taper, Just Joe duct taped him, Tim, and, olivia all together in a big piece of black foam. Then he tried to give them away out on the porch, but I guess there were no takers. EVD said that Just Joe had done a pretty good job for an amateur duct taper, giving him a six out of ten score with ten being the highest. The Pooh Stick also made an appearance this night, people did disturbing things with it as usual. As we are drawing near to the end of the year, Azkath played sets of music throughout the night that were some of his favorite things released this past year, he didn't get to all of it, he had over two hundred items in his favorites folder. There were segments of Movie Time, TV programs were talked about as well. Azkath played the band Steve 'N Seagulls for EVD for His Birthday, because we all know how much EVD LOVES his country music!

- Fire Eater Wizard

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October 9, 2016 - Just Joe's Birthday

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Present were, EVD, Nathan, Just Joe, Anna, and, Crappy The Clown. It had been Just Joe's Birthday earlier in the week, either on October 6th or 7th, he has said both dates before, and I'm not even sure if he really knows when exactly it is. Happy Birthday, Just Joe. So this was Just Joe's Birthday Show. Crappy sang a song for him, which he enjoyed. He got put in a balloon room, which apparently only had one balloon. Also, they locked him in. He had to use the balloon for air. It didn't work well. EVD warpped Nathan up in Duct tape and gave him as a present to Joe, who enjoyed him thoroughly. Afterwards there was an incident where Joe almost castrated Nathan, and then Porno Joe put in an appearance, giving Nathan, who was asleep on the couch a nasty surprise. Azkath told Just Joe that he, Azkath, had been receiving spiders in the mail, and that he had been collecting them all to send to Just Joe for his Birthday. Just Joe didn't seem to want that present very much for some reason. But, all and all, Just Joe seemed pretty happy with his Birthday Show. The last hour of the program was a tribute to Alister Crowley, who's Birthday would have been coming up this next week, on October 12th, if he were still alive. So, the last hour was all music inspired by, about, and, honoring him... 

- Fire Eater Wizard

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September 18, 2016 - Justin Runs the Show

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Present were, EVD, Justin, Eric, Anna, and, Kal, who hadn't been here in almost a year. Azkath, however, was not present for about the first two and a half hours of the program, because he went to see Ring Of Honor Wrestling out in Lockport. Justin (with help from Anna and EVD) hosted in his absence, it was his first time hosting, and he did a very good job. An interview was played that Azkath had conducted with Carl Kannedy, the drummer for the band The Rods. It was bracketed by a Rods's song, and a song by his new band, Saint James. He is cool, he is also still in The Rods, you can find him on Facebook. Justin, who loves old school metal, surprisingly didn't play much of it while he was hosting, Azkath played a lot of it in the second half of the program. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

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May 8, 2016 - Olivia's Birthday

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This was Olvia from Undead Messenger's birthday show. We were joined by Nathan, Justin, Kevin, and Crappy the Clown in one of his persona's. Just Joe couldn't be here for whatever mysterious reason, so I (Azkath) decided to hypnotize Justin to see if I could make him Porno Justin. Unfortunately, and much to Kevin's delight, all Justin did when the Porn music kicked in was run around the building screaming about how happy he was that he was in Porn! He never did molest Olivia, as he was supposed to do. I did, however, add some other suggestions in. Since it was finals week for Cornell, and he is a Cornell student, I suggested that anytime he heard the word Final for the next week, he would fall to the floor for three seconds. Also, I suggested that everytime he saw a phone, he would say "telephone" nervously three times. This proved to be amusing to us, and sure to make for a confusing week for Justin. Justin did give Olivia a present... A Peppermint Kitty Stuffy, that he had mysteriously found stuck to his crotch. Azkath rubbed the snubbed present in her face. Despite this, she said that she felt like we didn't make her suffer enough on her birthday. Really? Ok. We brought out Dave's Beard, the duct taped beard from over a year ago that was ripped off Dave's face. Although Olivia managed to avoid it, her boyfriend Tim did not. Poor Tim. We also did a Tribute to 1987, which was the year Olivia was born. 

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April 10, 2016 - Justin's Birthday

Justin's BirthdayOne of our newest co-hosts, Justin, celebrated his 22nd birthday around this time. So, we set up the Wheel of Doom, and had him spin for...  Well, his doom. I think he liked it too much... We also did a Tribute to 1994, the year Justin was born.

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March 6, 2016 - Nathan becomes a Man!

0306160111The Thursday before this LE, March 3rd had been Nathan's Birthday, so this LE celebrated that. Present were, Nathan, EVD, Just Joe, Justin, Kevin, and, The Old Man. Nathan got presents, from Just Joe, Nathan's own keys, from Justin, adult diapers, from Kevin, a My Little Pony pillow, from The Old Man, a lap dance. While he was getting his lap dance, Nathan kept asking for help. None came, of course. But, after it was over, Nathan said that he had actually liked his present, and he had asked for help because he was out of singles. Everyone was quite taken aback by this. The Old Man has some songs out, all parodies of songs from the '80's, all about how it is to be old, very gross, lots of talk about bodily functions and fluids. Then they put Nathan in The Demon Box, where he would be Idosed, to face his inner demons. When they asked him what he had seen, he said, ponies. Azkath injected him with DMT, and told Just Joe to put him back in the box. When he came out, he still said he had seen ponies. He didn't seem very upset about it either. They told him he had one last present, The Old Man was his, and he had just been given DMT. Nathan seemed happy with his present. Um, Nathan, Dude, you are SERIOUSLY MESSED UP, I suggest you seek therapy, RIGHT AWAY! The Old School Hour was all music from the year Nathan was born, 1995, he is now 21 and legal. 

-Fire Eater Wizard

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January 17, 2016 - Randy's 50th Birthday!

Randy's BirthdaySo this was Randy's 50th birthday, and I wanted to make it extra special for him. So I invited Sloth, Big Dave, and Just Joe, and boy was it special. Randy got lapdances from Dave and Sloth and Motorboated by Sloth, yet he didn't seem to like that as much as I expected. Sloth proclaimed that he wanted to wear Dave's Beard. Well, once he saw Dave's beard (which we ripped off about a year and half ago with duct tape), he changed his mind. Never have seen the Sloth so NOT want to do something...  He got it later though, while giving Randy a lapdance, I (Azkath) slipped up behind them and strapped it on Sloth's face. For some reason Sloth drugged Dave, and took him away. We have no idea why or what he did with him. Then came time for the mummification, since Randy was now old enough to be a mummy. Since we had no cloth, EVD took out his duct tape and went to work. Once Randy was mummified, hands to his side, we sat him down and I thrust Just at him crotch first. For some reason, Randy did not enjoy this game of crotch to face, so we tried with with Sloth. Still, no, Randy claimed to not be enjoying himself. Hard to please some people I guess. Ah, well, enjoy the show and videos...

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