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May 29, 2011

May 29, 2011 - Sorrow of Batavia

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
The band Sorrow Of Batavia was there for the first couple of hours. They were there straight from having performed at the latest The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show at The Haunt. One of the songs from that performance, yes, from just a couple of hours in the past, was even played. It was rockin'! The band had a new member, Cody, who had never been there before, so he had to be broken in. Just Joe gave him a lap dance, and then he was wishboned. Well, Cody, better wishboned, then if you take the wish part away from that word! Then Just Joe threw him down the stairs. Some members of The Metallic Onslaught, up from attending The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, were there, Rick and BBBIIIIILLLLL!!!!. They were there for about half the night. Rick reviewed The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which had been the weekend before, and which The Metallic Onslaught had hosted. There were three segments of Movie Time, with Rick and BBBIIIIILLLLL!!!! contributing to some of them. And Just Joe, once again, actually talked about only adult fare. The last hour was, as almost always, The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, which is always a cool treat...

Playlist;
Laaz Rockit "I'm Electric"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Waters of the Corrupt"
Ana Kefr "In the House of Distorted Mirrors"

Cosmic Sea "Veil of Sorrow"
Job for a Cowboy "Execution Parade"
Behemoth "Entering the Pylon ov Light"
Inevitable End "Escaping the Black Hole"
Mayan "Drown the Demon"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Descent Charred and Blackend"
Hangman's Heart "The Blame - Live"
Hellwitch "Irreverent Salvation"
Sister "Body Blow"
Serpico "Zombie" (R)

Sanjuro Fields "While It's Burning"
Living with Lions "Pieces"
Sacred Reich "Ignorance" (R)
Puscifer "Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra Mix)"
The Lobster Quadrille "Weary - Live"

Sorrow of Batavia "Martyr - Live"
Paper Thin Disaster "Chuck Norris with a BeeBee Gun"
Majestic Downfall "Dimension Plague"
Barn Burner "Gate Creeper"
Motorhead "I Ain't No Nice Guy" (R)

Siegewyrm "Unnatural Condition"
The Long Cold Dark "12 Hours"
Pagan's Mind "Walk Away in Silence"
Ark of the COvenant "Locusts Look Like Horses"
Diablo "Sigerson"

Spater "Agony"
Omega Lithium "I Am God"
Espermachine "A Thousand Days"
Isolation in Infamy "Unison Beasts"
Royal Dano "Death Threat - Live"

Fallen Sanctuary "The Quaternary Code"
Last Winter "Where We're Going We Don't Need Roads"
Zeroking "Stone Cold Bitch"
Behemoth "Penetration"
Grey Skies Fallen "The Grand Scheme of Things"

A Pale Horse Named Death "As Black as My Heart"
Texas Hippie Coalition "Jesus Freak"
Blynd "One Tear for Glory"
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum "Sleep is Wrong'

UDO "Rev-Raptor"
Crashdiet "Armageddon"
Black 'n Blue "Angry Drunk Son of a Bitch"
Unleash the Archers "The Outlander"

Goes Cube "Thunderheads"
Book of Black Earth "Road Dogs from Hell"
Lars Eric Mattsson "Planetary Strength"
Tetrafusion "Monologue"
Shroud of Despondency "My Carrion"
Pychopath "Illusive Deceptions"

Wammo "Homage to the Ramones / Batman"
Snapcase "Mountain Song"
Sabbat "Blood for the Blood God"
Bathory "Pace Till Death"

Martr "The Eibon"
War Babies "Hang Me Up"
Savatage "Sammy and Tex"
Savage Grace "Too Young To Die"

Racer X "Moonage Daydream"
Sound Barrier "What Price Glory"
Steeler "Chains are Broken"
Anathema "Scars of the Old Stream"

Laaz Rockit "Means to the End"

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June 5, 2011

June 5, 2011 - Aliens and CypherSeer

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Dave, for once, was actually there, as were EVD and Kal. Since EVD and Dave are the same person, not sure how he pulled that off, but there you are. Just Joe came in from outside and claimed he had seen the aliens again, he's been claiming that quite a lot lately, but never manages to get any proof of them, so no one believes him. And, once again, he had pictures, and, yet again, they were only pictures of where he said the aliens had been, but, once again, there were no aliens. Just Joe was bothering EVD, so EVD humped him, traumatizing him greatly, he kept howling and wailing, very loudly, despite Dave's efforts to comfort him. Sergio, the guitarist from the band CypherSeer, called in for an extended interview, which was followed by a track from their Cd. They are a cool band, www.cypherseer.com is their website, and they are on facebook and myspace and they have a video on youtube on their record label's channel, www.nightmarerecords.com Although Dave claimed he was going to stay the entire night, which would have been the first time in a very long while that that had happened, as, being the worst co-host ever, when he does bother to show up, he always leaves quite soon, like after an hour or two. And, despite his claim that he would stay all night this time, he still is living up to his title, because he did not. He went out to look for the aliens, after Just Joe kept insisting that they did exist, and he never came back. After a while, Kal went out to look for Dave, and he never returned. EVD and Just Joe got into a humping each other fight. As the night wore on and still no sign of either Dave or Kal, EVD went out to find them and bring them back... And he never came back. Azkath and Just Joe both went outside to look for all of them, but they couldn't find them. They did both come back at least. Not sure what would have happened to the remainder of the program if they both had failed to do so as well. There were three segments of Movie Time, with Dave, Kal, and EVD (yes, EVD actually had something to contribute this time) participating in some of them. The final hour was not The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour this time, the host gets to choose these things, and this week he went with newer music. It was cool music, though, as always, LE is all about quality music...

At 2am, file 3, we have an interview with CypherSeer...

Playlist;
Unexpect "Unexlpained Ideas of a Distorted Guest"
ReinXeed "Deep Under the Sea"
Bloodiest "Obituary"

CypherSeer "The Curse"
Crown of Autumn "Towers of Dodeful Triumph"
Nile "Sarcophagus" (R)
Volturyon "Ravaged"
Borealis "Words I Failed to Say"

Mutant Supremacy "Extinction"
Victims "Nowhere in Time"
As I Lay Dying "Forever" (R)
Psychopath "Darkened Desciple"
Enslaved "The Sleeping Gods"

Choose "32 / 33"
New Killer Stars "Mindbreaker"
Pazz Kluger "Deceptively Real"
Lars Eric Mattson "Bounce"
Of Wrath and Ruin "The Reckoning"

Hangman's Heart "The Blame"
Sanjuro Fields "We are the Avalanche"
Scholar "Everything is Backwards"
Stone Soul Foundation "Mountain of Time"

Cypherseer "Dying Force"

Cosmic Sea "Veil of Sorrow"
Distorted Harmony "Blue"
Empire Auriga "Dreaming of Breath and Stars"
Steve Goodie "Everything You Know is Wrong"

Thorr-Axe "Wall of Spears"
Stella "Hurricane Ross"
The Shadow Theory "Sleepwalking"
Victory "Burn Down the city"
Jack Cassady "Nutcase"

Ozzy Osbourne "Flying High Again - Live"
Black Sabbath "Digital Bitch - Live"
Deceased "Vulture Shock"
Diablo "Sigerson"

Vanna "Black Bones"
Citizen Useless "Try Not to Scream"
Crank County Daredevils "Tearing Me Up Again"
Dead Languages "Twenty Twelve"
Deep Throat "The Terror Politics"

Crashdiet "Generation Wild"
Soulspell "Dark Prince's Dawn"
Emerald Sun "Speak of the Devil"
Unexpect "The Quantum Symphony"
D0d Beverte "Why Won't You Die"

Sons of Seasons "Sanctuary"
Avatasia "Down in the Dark"
Dornenreich "Tief Im Land"
Silent Stream of Godless Elegy "Sudice"
Die Apokalypischen Reiter "Moral & Wahnsinn"

Flotsam and Jetsam "Blackened Eyes Staring"
Hate Inc. "Breed"
The Daughters of Bristol "Down the Line"
Decree "Fateless"
Emerald Sun "Holding Out for a Hero"

Paper Thin Disaster "It Takes a Big Dog to Weigh a Ton"
Tank "Judgement Day"
Vinder "Diary of a Child"
Silver Lake "Slave to the Grind"
Black n' Blue "World Goes Round"

Sahg "Baptism of Fire"
Lake of Tears "Parasites"
Death of a Dictator "Last Super Hero"
choose "child"

Unexpect "A Fading Silence / When the Joyful Dead are Dancing / Until a Few More Deaths Do Us Part

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June 12, 2011

June 12, 2011 - Hammer Time

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Last week, three people, Dave, EVD, and Kal, had gone out to look for the aliens that Just Joe had insisted he had seen, and none of them had ever come back. Well, this week, still no Dave, but since he is the worst co-host in the world, that doesn't mean much, still no EVD, but Kal was there. He said the next thing he could remember after leaving was being home, naked, with no memory of how he had gotten there. Kal brought with him tonight a giant hammer that he had made. It was used when Tribute To The Past/Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet, any over played or glam song, or two covers constitutes a bullet, played, Adam and Kal would get to beat on Just Joe with the hammer. If no bullet, then Just Joe would get to beat on Adam and Kal with the hammer. And, if an EVD song played, I.E., something by Shatner, or Nemoy, or some other bizarre thing like that, then Azkath would beat on all of them with the hammer. No bullet. Just Joe beat down, first Adam, then Kal, with the hammer. Later, a friend of Kal's, Grunty, who was listening, requested that they beat down Kal. So, first Azkath gave him a beat down. But apparently Grunty missed that, so they decided to do it again, for Grunty. Azkath and Just Joe both beat down Kal. Just Joe also humped Kal, a lot. Azkath had Just Joe hold Kal upside down, while he, Azkath, beat Kal's ass with the hammer repeatedly. Then Azkath told Just Joe to throw Kal down the stairs, which he did. Then Azkath threw Just Joe down the stairs on top of Kal. When they were back upstairs, Kal said he was leaving. Then he fell over and was gurgling with fluid running out of his mouth. Azkath told Just Joe to fix Kal. Just Joe's idea of doing that was to molest him some more. That didn't seem to fix him, so Azkath told Just Joe to get Kal out of there, to toss him outside. Which Just Joe did. Um, Kal, a couple thoughts... You might want to consider trying to find better friends than this Grunty. And, do you really think it was such a good idea to make and bring that giant hammer, since you wound up being the one it was used on the most? I think he had planned for it to be used on Just Joe a lot, but that's not how things wound up turning out. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening. And there were three segments of Movie Time, with Kal participating in the first one. There was a set of five songs by the band AC, in memory of their vocalist, Seth Putnam, who had passed away, either that day, or very recently. The last hour was a Rare Obscure And Classic Music hour...
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Playlist;
Therion "Land of Canaan"
Unexpect "In the Mind of the Last Whale / Silence this Parasite"

Who Cares "Out of My Mind"
Stone Soul Foundation "Song About You"
Devin Townsend Project "Sumeria"
Pallas "Something in the Deep"

Acid Drinkers "Ring of Fire"
Chrome Division "Zombies & Monsters"
Consortium Project V "The Worst Has Yet to Come"
Maximum Shred "Speed Demon"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Falling Short"

** Russian Roulette **
Crisis "Wretched"
Space Farm 2600 "Definition of Insanity"
The Kovenant "The Perfect End"
Moonspell "...Of Dream and Drama (Midnight Ride)"
Vicious Rumors "R.L.H."
Hawaii "One Nation Underground"

Ana Kefr "The Blackening"

WASP "Widowmaker"
King Diamond "A Broken Spell"
Gamma Ray "Wannabees"
Positude "Love Theme from Eat, Prey, Blood: The Movie: The Ride: The Musical"
Unexpect "Orange Vigilantes"

Forest of the Soul "Forgotten Day / Green Heroes"
Icon in Me "Lost for Nothing"
Annex Theory "Event Horizon"
Arbalest "The Horror You Created"

Sanjuro Fields "From a Blue Glass"
Mark Lanegan "Burning Jacob's Ladder"
Origin "Committed"
Demonaz "Where Gods Once Rode"
Trillion Red "Right Over to the Helm"

Anal Cunt "Theme from the A-Team / Hungry Hungry Hippoes / I Got Athlete's Foot Showering at Mike's / I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth / Stayin' Alive (Oi Version)"

Victory "Blinded by Darkness"
Tank "Great Expectations"

Deadlock "The Moribund Choir vs. The Trumpets of Armageddon / Martyr to Science"
Grabak "Wrath - Into a Mental Inferno"
Grave Descent "Morbid Extraction"
In Solitude "Dance of the Adversary"
Dwarves "Do the HeWhoCannotBeNamed"

Acid Drinkers "Hit the Road Jack"
Cynicism "Purveyor of Khaos"
Stella "Coast 2 Coast"
Crashdiet "Coast 2 Coast"
Mutant Supremacy "Lady Forlorn"

Ozzy Osbourne "You Looking at Me, Looking at You"
Isolation in Infamy "Theory of Flight"
Sacred Dawn "What You Did to Me"
Power Salad "Lose is a Four Letter Word"
Diablo "Sigerson"

Hell "Save Us From Those Who Would Save Us"
Rudra "Ravenous Theories of Deception"
Theatres Des Vampires "Fly Away"
Cauldron "Miss You to Death"
Arkan "The Eight Doors of Jannah"

** Classic / Rare / Obscure Hour **
Morbid Symphony "Woman in the Chair"
Holy Terror "A Fools Gold / Terminal Humor"
Holy Moses "Dear Little Friend"
Lethargy "Little Man"
Coroner "Reborn Through Hate"

King Diamond and Black Rose "Soul Overture"
Johnny Crash "Hey Kid"
The Sisters of Mercy "Ribbons"
Trouble "Mr. White"

Tristania "The Modern End"

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June 19, 2011

June 19, 2011 - Neon Guillotine and The Squirtin' Chubbies

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Playlist;
Background: Rapoon "The Fires of the Borderlands"

Skyclad "The Sky Beneath My Feet"
Clandestine "Philistine"
The Human Abstract "Horizon to Zenith"
Protest the Hero "Dunsel"

Circus of Dead Squirrels "Desensitized / Chickenshit"
Belphegor "Sado Messiah"
Satan's Host "Demontia"
Puissance "Grace of God"
Warblade "The Long Way Down"

Liquid Me "Fallout"
The Crevices Below "Whispers on Sorrow"
Unexpect "Unfed Pendulum"

Neon Guillotine "Our Last Effort"
James Byrd's Atlantis Rising "Fallen Warrior"
Lobster Quadrille "Rusty - Live"
Death Strike "Pervert"

Neon Guillotine "What's a Metal Chug"
Choose "33"
Order of the Dead "you First"
Psychopath "Darkened Disciple"

Neon Guillotine "A Damning Portrait"
Acid Drinkers "Seasons in the Abyss"
Skyclad "Polkagiest!"
Crashdiet "Down with the Dust"
Cosmic Sea "Darkness"

Neon Guillotine "Apparition in the Attic"
Sanjuro Fields "The Beagle and the Bulldog"
Of Wrath and Ruin "Waters of the Corrupt"
Death "Suicide Machine"

Anorexia Nervosa "Sister September (Director's Cut Mix)"
Between the Buried and Me "Selkies: The Endless Obsession"
The Untold Lies "Falling Faster"
Chained and Desperate "Chained"
Amon Amarth "Wrath of the Norsemen"

Burn Everything "Ghost of the Waves"
Black Tide "Walking Dead Man"
Worm Quartet "Hair on the Soap - Unclogged"
Distorted Harmony "Blue"
Black September "Creation of Chaos"

Hatriot "The Fear Within"
Puissance "In Death"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"
Skyclad "Still Spinning Shrapnel"

Susperia "Bounty Hunter" (R)
New Killer Stars "Bridal Shower Bingo Cards"
August Burns Red "Internal Cannon"
Through Your Silence "Nameless Clouds"
Pictures of Pain "Betrayal"

The Black Dahlia Murder "A Shrine to Madness"
Degradead "A Taste of Destiny"
Hiersonic "Hiersonic Baphomet"
Dragging the Casket "Empty Casket"

Unearth "Coming of the Dark"
Intensus "The Pit of Hands"
A Storm of Light "Leave No Wounds"
Mastermind "Time Stand Still"

** Classic / Rare / Obscure Set **

Skyclad "Helium"
Black Sabbath "Disturbing the Priest"
Napalm Death "Suffer the Children"
Satan "No Turning Back"

Skyclad "The Declaration of Indifference"
Slammer "Hunt You Down"
Dirty Looks "Tokyo"

Pantera "Rock the World"
Oracle "Desolate Kings"
Rage "Symbols of our Fear"

Skyclad "Terminus"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Two members of the band Neon Guillotine were there for a couple of hours. They were interviewed, and all of the tracks from their CD were played. They are a cool death metal band, they are on facebook and myspace. After they had gone, Just Joe said he would debut and perform new songs from his band, The Squirtin' Chubbies. And he did, he had a guitar, and he screeched, err, I mean, he sang, the title track from their new album "There's A Raccoon On My Face". The lyrics were "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!". Um, are you sure "get it off!" refers to the raccoon!? I really hope so! Another track he performed was "I'm On Fire", and, no, that is not a cover of the Bruce Springsteen song "I'm On Fire" from the '80's you may remember. No this song went "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PUT IT OUT!!!!". The new material was, um, well, it was quite something! I'm sure they have a monster hit on their hands, and that they won't be able to keep up with the demand. Just Joe has now also created a page for The Squirtin' Chubbies on facebook so you can go check them out there for yourselves. There were two segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour. And Skyclad was sort of the pseudo Feature Artist of the night, as music from throughout their career was featured all throughout the program, with some rare obscure and classic stuff from them interspersed in the last hour.

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