The Last Exit For The Lost Apocalyptic Underground Radio

This was an awesome show, Unfortunately, Order of the Dead ended up cancelling, but otherwise, this was great. Below are all the performances and interviews from the bands...

It was Easter Sunday, so this meant, of course, that it was our semi annual We Love Satan Show, the other one being, of course, Christmas, which also fell on a Sunday last December. Just Joe has become smart enough, I know, the words Just Joe and smart aren't usually used in the same sentence, but, it took him a while, but he has finally learned to avoid these Easter Shows, because he knows they will make him be The Easter Bunny, and kill him, many times. As Justin isn't usually here on Easter, he's usually home, it was decided that this year, he would get to do the honors. Justin was excited about this, because he didn't know any better yet. When he put on The Bunny Ears, he did notice that there was something on them that looked like dried blood, but they assured him it was chocolate. And not to worry about the duct tape on them, that was only because they were getting old, and just needed some repair. They told him to go hide, and that, whomever found him would get to kill him, but that not to worry, because Easter is all about resurrection, that they would pour water on him, and he would come back to life again, and that he wouldn't even remember what had happened to him anyways. And this needs to happen, because, last year, for the first time ever, The Easter Bunny, Nathan, successfully avoided being killed, and hell froze over, and it required a virgin sacrifice (Kevin), to put things right again. Justin, however, hid so well that no one could find him. But we lured him out by pretending that there was an adorable little kitten in the room, Justin can never resist cute cats. He emerged from his hiding place, and EVD strangled him, and broke his neck. They left him dead for a while, because it's fun to look at a dead Easter Bunny. Then they poured water over him, and Justin came back to life, not remembering what had happened, and wanting to know where the kitten was. Azkath killed him again by bashing him over the head with a baking sheet, which now had Easter Bunny impressions on it. Again they left him dead for a while. Then brought him back. Justin now wasn't acting quite right, I know, he never did before, but now he was doing disturbing things with Easter eggs, putting them on his eyes, and around his neck and stumbling around. He said he needed to go home, and did, at least that's where he said he was going. Two bands performed this night. First up was Poindexter. It was their first time here. They performed for about a half hour set. They were interviewed, telling us about themselves, and a track from one of their CD's was played. They are cool. You can find them at buffalopoindexter.bandcamp.com and, facebook.com/buffalopoindexter Next, the band RADII performed some songs trying to summon Satan. It worked, but there were two Satans, as both of them became possessed, and no one could figure out who the real Satan was. They hung out for a while, then left, saying something about being needed at the white house. And, of course, all of the music played this night was about, for, and, inspired by Satan, Metal, and comedy, and some Easter songs as well, metal songs, with Easter in their titles. Thanks to Nathan for doing a great job as usual running the sound all night for two bands. Before they performed, and became possessed, RADII hung out as co-hosts. They are a cool band, you can find them at facebook.com/radiitheeye And thus went our We Love Satan Show for this Easter...

- Fire Eater Wizard

Electric Vodka Dude was there. It had been he who had attacked and abducted Just Joe at the end of the prior weeks show. He said that he had taken Just Joe away, beaten him down, and bound him to a tree. He said that Just Joe would probably not be there that night, as he had tied him up really well, and besides, Just Joe would be afraid to show up with him there. However, after a bit, Just Joe did show up. Also present this show were, Gorgar, (so now Just Joe ought to finally be able to tell Electric Vodka Dude and Gorgar apart), Heather, who was formerly in the band Military Wife, and, a long time ago, used to be a frequent guest on LE, and Chris, the vocalist and drummer for Lotus Project. Chris updated us on what Lotus Project has been/is up to. Just Joe's Hugging Music played a couple times during the night, and he went around the room hugging everyone. While he was doing this, he got revenge on Electric Vodka Dude by humping him. Then they covered Just Joe with stickers, and Electric Vodka Dude and FMG accompanied him out to meet and greet people. While he was gone Heather said that she had enjoyed Just Joe's hugging her, and that she thought Just Joe was sweet and cute. Ok, Heather, if you say so! Chris also said that he guessed that he also liked Just Joe, so, apparently it was a good night for Just Joe. When Just Joe returned, (the sticker outing had proved to be rather uneventful this time, and, this time he had posed with more guys than girls), they told him what Heather had said, and that they thought he should take her to the basement. Which Just Joe did. She still seemed to still like Just Joe when they got back. Then it was time for them to yank all those stickers off of Just Joe. There was quite a bit of screaming during this, and, when it was over, there were a lot of stickers covered in Just Joe hair. Those should be given out as prizes. Who wouldn't adore that souvenir?! Then another voice from the past was back. Handy/Handjob/The Hand Puppet Of Doom! He was still his same old obnoxious extremely loud self. Then Just Joe also had a puppet, Super Monkey (another creature from the past), so now there were two annoying puppets. The two puppets began making out and there was much puppet molestation of each other going on. It was very disturbing! It truly did seem to be old home week, as yet another voice from the past, and someone whom Handy was VERY familiar with, called in, (not on air, though), The Almighty Monkey! After Handy had gone, Just Joe still had his puppet, and was being extremely annoying with it (he is even more annoying with a monkey puppet than he usually is, and, that's hard to top), so they had to beat him down and take it away from him. In the last portion of the show, performances from two Xtreme Soundscapes Shows were played. Bone Jar, from the June 22nd show, and In Red, from the June 11th show. They sounded great and both rocked...

-Fire Eater Wizard

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Just Joe, Kevin, and, Tony Georges from the bands RADII and Peaches And Crime. The band Scio was there in the first part of the program, and performed seven songs live. Afterwards they were interviewed. This was their first time here. A track from their CD was played. They rock. You can find them on Facebook and on bandcamp.. Again, thanks to Nathan for doing a great job running the sound. Tony brought along a lot more cool music on vinyl, which was played. Nathan did a bad thing, he led everyone away from the mics into another room to show them something during a talk break, so, for a set of music, for the first time, Just Joe was told to put him in detention. Now we can't speak about what that involves, but, when asked how he felt about the experience, Nathan was too traumatized to talk about it. Well, Nathan, I certainly hope you've learned your lesson! Thanks to a listener named Damian, he sent EVD a big ring. No, not an engagement ring, or a wedding ring, just a really nice ring. There were segments of Movie Time. The program began with a three song set by Savatage, and ended with another song from them, in tribute to Paul O' Neil, also of Trans Siberian Orchestra, who passed away...

- Fire Eater Wizard