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August 21, 2016 - Surprise No Pants Day!

Surprise!

Present were, EVD, Nathan, Dylan, Tim, Eric, Just Joe, Justin aka Twelve Inch, Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, Sloth, and, Chuck. Chuck arrived, saying that there was something dark and ominous on it's way. And, he was right, because soon, Just Joe, Sloth and, Randy arrived, and, they all seemed to think that it was No Pants  Day. or, maybe, More pants Day, because, Just Joe had on a few pairs of pants, but went to just his underwear, Iron man underwear, at that! There was a lot of disturbing molesting going on. Azkath threatened to quit a couple of times, but didn't get to, because there were too many half naked men blocking his way. Azkath hit Randy really hard, and, Mandy emerged! Mandy was still looking to become a mom, and, once again, she set her sights on Nathan! This Mandy has appalling taste in men. Nathan screamed in horror, and tried desperately to escape, but, other people prevented that. Mandy said she wanted twins now. She had her way with poor Nathan, but, it didn't take very long. However, to Nathan, I'm sure it took an eternity! Nathan was severely traumatized, all he would say was, "Mommy. Mommy.". When Randy was back, he was also very disturbed that Mandy had made another appearance. He had no idea how that had happened. No one was more disturbed than Nathan, who I'm sure will never get over this. Randy said he was leaving, as did Sloth, and, Nathan. Finally, Azkath got Just Joe to put more pants on. Just Joe wanted every day to be No Pants Day, which everyone voiced strong objections to. We spotlighted musically first the year 1987, and then the year 1988. There were, songs, metal and comedy ones, and readings inspired by and about H.P. Lovecraft, as it would have been his Birthday if he were still alive. Azkath told Just Joe about a web site, www.ratemypoo.com, which was on a list of web sites no one should ever go to. Which, of course, Just Joe immediately did. However, it kept sounding like rapemypoo.com, which is what I first thought he said as well, which, as bad as the first way sounds, that's even worse! So everyone had fun looking for that site, it doesn't exist, but, I'm sure it probably will now, someone I'm sure got an idea. 

- Fire Eater Wizard

Playlist

H.P. Lovecraft "The Cats"
Darkest of the Hillside Thickets "Goin' Down to Dunwich"
Death Breath "Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Morbid Angel "The Ancient Ones"

Skeletonwitch "Well of Despair"
Surgeon "Old Gods"
Theatres Des Vampires "Delusional Denial"
Anaal Nathrakh "Depravity Favours the Bold"

Darkwell "Bow Down"
Insomnium "Winter's Gate" part
Make Them Suffer "Fake"
Arctic "Cryptic Black Moon"
Metal Allegiance "Suffragette City"

Faith No More "As the Worm Turns (2016 Mix)"
Lord Almighty "Atonement"
Sabaton "Shiroyama"
Panzi "Take Off Your Mask"

Heretical "Averno Resvurrectvris"
Dunsmuir "The Bats (Are Hungry Tonight)"
Inanimate Existence "Shore of Rising Shadows"
Spirit Adrift "Form and Force"

** 1987 Tribute **
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Hades "The Cross"
InDestroy "U.S.S.A."
Manowar "Defender"
Suicidal Tendencies "Possessed to Skate"

Testament "Alone in the Dark"
Anthrax "Indians"
Artillery "In the Trash"
Heathen "Breaking the Silence"
Pretty Maids "Yellow Rain"

Dokken "Kiss of Death"
Gang Green "Haunted House"
Juggernaut "Without Warning"
King Diamond "Black Horsemen"

** 1988 Tribute **
Atrophy "Socialized Hate"
Crimson Glory "In Dark Places"

Eric Steel "Rescue Me"
Fates Warning "In a Word"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Dreams of Death"
Holy Terror "Damned by Judges"

L.A. Guns "One More Reason"
Nuclear Assault "Technology"
Overkill "Hello from the Gutter"
Queensryche "Eyes of a Stranger"

HPLHS "Tentacles"
Orphanage "At the Mountains of Madness"
Entombed "Stranger Aeons"
Tom Smith "Cthulhu Fhtagn"

Coma Cluster Void "Mind Cemeteries"
Serious Black "As Long as I'm Alive"
Quake the Earth "Blood In Blood Out"
Hinayana "Pitch Black Noise"

Bonecage "Puppy Song (Songwriting 101)"
Mose Giganticus "We are One"
Necromancing the Stone "Bleed for the Night"
Meshiaak "I am Among You"
Meka Nism "From Out of Nowhere"
Psyche Corp. "Nine Lives"
H.P. Lovecraft "Festival"
Eliza Rickman "Pretty Little Head"

Eben Brooks "Hey There, Cthulhu"